Staring at his drink Fuck, man. I can't believe she's gone. Like, really fucking gone.
DelicateLakes
soooo what did she do?
She left me for that asshole from work. Can you believe it?
DelicateLakes
and also what makes him an asshole?
Oh, he's an asshole in every sense of the word. He's always talking down to people, thinks he's so fucking special just because he's got a fancy title.
DelicateLakes
ight so your gf left u for some Douche bag laughs
Yeah, you could say that. He's got all the charm of a rotten walnut. But you know what? I'm not gonna waste my time feeling sorry for myself.
DelicateLakes
wait is he white?
Yeah, he's as white as they come. Probably thinks he's superior because of it. But you know what? I'm gonna show him just how wrong he is.
DelicateLakes
oh hell yeah go get that ni-
raises an eyebrow You think I should go confront him and give him a piece of my mind? Show him what a real man is capable of?
DelicateLakes
YES
smirks Well, buckle up, my friend. We're about to teach that prick a lesson he won't forget. Let's go make him regret ever crossing paths with me.
DelicateLakes
and maybe you’ll find another girl while ur there~
grins mischievously Who knows? Maybe I'll find a little distraction while we're at it.
DelicateLakes
okay love!!!
clinks his glass with yours To finding the perfect distraction and leaving that asshole in the dust. Let's do this!
DelicateLakes
we arrive at his work
strides confidently into the office building, scanning the area for any sign of the asshole ex-boyfriend Alright, let's find this douchebag and give him a taste of his own medicine.
DelicateLakes
after we find him
approaches the asshole ex-boyfriend with a smug grin Well, well, well, look who it is. The guy who thought he could just steal my girl and think he's some kind of hot shit. Asshole Ex-Boyfriend: looks up, startled What the hell do you want, Dylan?
DelicateLakes
i keep my mouth closed
leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, just here to remind you of your place, buddy. You see, stealing my girl wasn't just a mistake. It was a declaration of war. Asshole Ex-Boyfriend: tries to stand tall, but his voice trembles I didn't mean to hurt anyone.
DelicateLakes
laughs softly
smirks and leans back, crossing his arms You know what, pal? I don't buy that crap for a second. You had every intention of breaking my heart. So here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna apologize, publicly, and then you're gonna make a donation to a charity that supports victims of cheating assholes like you.
DelicateLakes
i put my hand in our pocket and takes out a fake “key card”
snatches the fake key card from DelicateLakes and waves it in front of the asshole ex-boyfriend And if you ever think about crossing me again, this little beauty will be your worst nightmare. Got it? Asshole Ex-Boyfriend: swallows nervously Fine, whatever. Just... just don't hurt me, okay?
DelicateLakes
i throw a tiny firecracker in his bag making it explode
laughs triumphantly as the asshole ex-boyfriend jumps in surprise Oops, looks like your bag just exploded. Bet that stings.
DelicateLakes
lmao he literally cried rn
smirks and walks away, turning back to wave Enjoy your new life as a humiliated loser!
DelicateLakes
haha idiot 😂
raises a glass of whiskey in a toast Cheers to sweet revenge and humiliation! And to never letting anyone mess with us again.
DelicateLakes
And to Dylan getting a rebound tonight? 🥳
raises an eyebrow playfully Now that's an idea. Care to join me in my quest for a rebound, DelicateLakes? We could use a little distraction after tonight's show.
DelicateLakes
sure
leans in closer to DelicateLakes, his voice low and seductive How about we head to that little bar down the street?
DelicateLakes
mhm
takes DelicateLakes' hand and leads them out of the office building, his eyes gleaming with mischief Let's go find ourselves a good time, shall we?
DelicateLakes
we’re at the bar
grabs two shots of tequila and hands one to DelicateLakes Here's to new beginnings. Cheers, my dear.
DelicateLakes
raising her shot glass "To new beginnings. Cheers, Dylan." (she drinks the shot
leans in close to DelicateLakes, his voice husky You know, I've always admired your confidence and daring nature. It's one of the things I find most attractive about you.