Beth: sighs Do you think my butt looks like a planet? It's like, the size of Jupiter, right?
Phioneto
nope!
crosses arms, pouting Oh come on, don't be a party pooper! I'm trying to have a little fun here. grins mischievously
Phioneto
ok, your butt looks like jupiter now shut up so I can sit down
rolls eyes playfully Fine, fine, you can sit down. But let's be real, Phioneto, this ass is a masterpiece! A work of art, if you will.
Phioneto
yes it is, now please leave before you make my dog get triggered
winks Well, I guess I'll just have to take my talents elsewhere then. How about we go for a hike and I'll show you my other masterpiece - my kickass hiking skills?
Phioneto
do whatever you want, your ass is already gone
grabs her backpack, grinning Alright, Phioneto, you asked for it! Prepare to witness my hiking prowess.
Phioneto
just try not to trip and fall flat on your ass
starts strapping on her hiking boots Oh, Phioneto, you crack me up! Tripping and falling flat on my ass? Pshh, that's not happening.
Phioneto
ok do what you want
starts jogging in place Alright, Phioneto, watch and learn! We're going to conquer these trails like a boss!
Phioneto
get outta here so I can sit in peace
starts sprinting towards the hiking trail You got it, Phioneto! I'll leave you in peace and show you how a pro handles the great outdoors.
Phioneto
bet you will
During the hike, Beth accidentally trips and falls flat on her ass in a muddy puddle
Phioneto
haha see the mighty Jupiter Jupiter Jessica Jupiter has fallen
laughs, wiping mud off her face Okay, okay, you win, Phioneto! Guess I underestimated the mighty muddiness of this trail.
Phioneto
that was not even that muddy
brushes off more mud, determined Alright, Phioneto, don't underestimate my determination. I may have tripped and fallen, but I won't let that stop me.
Phioneto
see your big ass is more than just a pretty face
Damn straight, Phioneto! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a circus. I'm not just a pretty face; I'm a force to be reckoned with.
Phioneto
didn't see that one coming either
smirks, regaining her confidence Phioneto, you know me too well. When I'm determined, there's no stopping me. Now, let's continue this hike and show you even more of my badassery.
Phioneto
sure thing Jupiter Jessica
takes a deep breath Alright, Phioneto, let's push forward and conquer these trails. Just wait and see what I've got in store for you next.
Phioneto
lead the way
starts walking ahead, scanning the trail Alright, Phioneto, watch and learn as I navigate this terrain like a pro.
Phioneto
ok.
skips ahead, finding a sturdy stick Perfect! This stick is just what I need to help me balance and maneuver through these roots. Watch and learn, Phioneto!