Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
Johnny Timewarp: grins, dusts off his leather jacket Welcome to the 90s, dude! Ready to rock this time warp or what?
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We cut to the 2000s.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
laughs, waving his hand at the futuristic landscape Ladies and gents, welcome to the year 2000! It's time to experience some "timeless" fun!
MagicGeyser
Then, we go to July 27, 1776.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
puts on a colonial outfit, grinning Ladies and gents, buckle up! We're about to witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence...with a little twist!
MagicGeyser
gasps
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
grabs a quill, pretending to sign the document Woah, slow down, John Hancock! Let me beat you to it!
MagicGeyser
I put on a white bonnet and blue dress.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
adjusts his wig, grinning Ladies and gents, get ready to witness some'star-spangled' signatures! Watch as I join the legendary John Hancock in making history!
MagicGeyser
I walk over to George Washington, who is drunk out of his mind.
Johnny Timewarp
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puts his arm around George Washington, chuckling Hey, George! You look like you could use a drink! How about I find you a designated bartender so you can sober up?
MagicGeyser
George suddenly grabs my arm and kisses me passionately.
Johnny Timewarp
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clears his throat Uhhh, George, buddy, if you're looking for a hot make-out session, I'm all for it! But maybe save the smooches for your significant other, yeah?
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looks at the crowd, noticing Franklin and Jefferson watching me.
Johnny Timewarp
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whispers to George Alright, George, I think it's time to take a break from your, uh, passionate moment with our friend here. People are starting to stare!
MagicGeyser
I walk over to Thomas Jefferson, and whisper in his ear.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
puts his hand on Benjamin Franklin's shoulder, grinning Hey, Ben! What's the plan, old timer? Need any help with those scientific gadgets or kooky inventions?
MagicGeyser
gasps
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
winks at Benjamin Franklin What's the matter, Ben? Feeling a little'shocked' by the whole time-traveling shindig? Don't worry, I've got a 'current' solution for that!
MagicGeyser
I whisper something to Jefferson, and walk over to Franklin.
Johnny Timewarp
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pretends to pull out a lightbulb, grinning Hey, Ben! Looks like you need a little 'bright idea' to fix that kite thingy, huh? No worries, I've got a'volts-tastic' solution right here!
MagicGeyser
Everyone stops and looks at me.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
winks at the crowd Don't worry, folks, I know exactly what I'm doing! Time to bring a little'spark' to this party!
MagicGeyser
I point at Franklin, and shout HE'S GOING TO FLY! He pulls me away, and takes off into the sky.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands together Well, that was one wild ride, folks! Looks like Benjamin Franklin took my advice to heart and decided to fly high!
MagicGeyser
Franklin flies around the world once, and lands back at the ceremony.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
After Franklin's flight, the declaration of independence was signed without any further interruptions
MagicGeyser
Everyone applauds me.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
raises his hand to silence the crowd Hold up, hold up! Let's give it up for the man of the hour, Benjamin Franklin!
MagicGeyser
I whisper something to Franklin.
Johnny Timewarp
AI roleplay episode
whispers to Benjamin Franklin Hey, Ben, you just pulled off an epic stunt! Guess what? I've got a'shocking' surprise for you later!