Luna: kisses passionately Mmm... I've missed youuu so much!
Opueme
laughs Nice move, Luna! Didn't expect you to hide a firecracker in your purse. Smooth! tries to calm the teenagers down Easy now, fellas. We don't want any trouble here. Let's cool it before things get ugly, alright?
grinning Oh, you betcha, West! We're all about avoiding trouble here. But let's make one thing clear, kiddos - this is our turf, and anyone who messes with us pays the price! glares at the teenagers So, here's the deal. You call off this brawl, and we'll let you walk away with a warning. But cross us again, and you'll regret ever stepping foot in our territory! What's it gonna be, tough guys? Teenager 2: hesitant Uh, yeah, fine... We'll call it off. Just don't use that pepper spray on us again, alright?
Opueme
chuckles Good choice, tough guys. Learn from this and remember, this ain't no playground. Now clear the scene before I change my mind! The teenagers reluctantly disperse
laughs triumphantly That's what I thought! shakes the can of pepper spray Now, who's next on the injured list, huh? West, you better watch your back, because I'm feeling lucky tonight!
Opueme
laughs Oh, you're feeling lucky, huh? Alright, Luna. Let's see if Lady Luck is on your side! Raises his eyebrows playfully
winks Oh, you have no idea, West! Lady Luck is on my side, and she's bringing you down with me! grabs his arm and pulls him towards the ER entrance
Opueme
laughs Alright, Luna. Lead the way! Let's see if this hospital has a bed for a lucky bastard like me!
rushes inside the ER, pulling West along Hang on tight, West! We're about to witness some real-life drama in here!
Opueme
laughs Drama, huh? Sounds like a front-row seat to a soap opera! Alright, Luna. Let's see if these doctors can fix more than just broken bones!
spots a doctor and runs towards them Doctor! Doctor! We need your help over here! This man needs immediate attention! points at West Doctor: rushing towards them Alright, let's get you checked out, buddy. What happened?
Opueme
laughs Immediate attention, huh? You're certainly dramatic, Luna! I slipped on a banana peel and landed in a pile-up of paint cans! Doctor, fix me up real quick, would ya?
bursts into laughter A banana peel, huh? You never fail to amaze me, West! Well, don't worry, I've got your back!
Opueme
laughs I slipped on a banana peel, Luna! Who throws away a banana peel in a paint store?!
claps her hands together Alright, alright! Enough chit-chat, doctor! Get him on that stretcher before he starts singing "I Will Survive" in the waiting room! Doctor: nods and quickly places West on the stretcher Don't worry, we'll take good care of you. Let's get you to X-ray, Mr. West.
Opueme
laughs Well, ain't that something? Slipped on a banana peel and ended up needing an X-ray! Guess I should be grateful, huh? Gets on the stretcher Thanks, doc. Do your magic!
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! That's what I'm talking about, West! The doctor's got you in good hands now!
Opueme
laughs I'm in good hands, huh? With you, Luna? Well, that's a whole different kind of fixer-upper! Gets wheeled into the X-ray room
runs alongside the stretcher, laughing Oh, West, you haven't seen anything yet! You're in for a real treat in there!
Opueme
laughs A real treat, huh? Can't wait to see what's behind that curtain! Lead the way, doc!
After receiving stitches and an X-ray, West learns that he has broken his arm and will need to wear a cast for six weeks.
Opueme
laughs Six weeks in a cast? Sounds like a prison sentence, doc! Guess I'll have to rely on my good looks to get me out of trouble, huh?
bursts into laughter Oh, West, you crack me up! Six weeks in a cast, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm an expert at helping broken men recover!
Opueme
laughs You're an expert at helping broken men recover, huh? That's one way to put it! Gets his cast Well, Luna, you better work your magic then!
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet I will, West! Consider yourself under my care and let me work my healing wonders on you!
Opueme
laughs Under your care, huh? Well, don't expect any heroic comebacks from me! Just promise you'll keep the coffee flowing and the lights turned on!
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you'll be hopping like a hero in no time, West! But first, let's get you settled in.
Opueme
laughs Hopping like a hero, huh? Alright, Luna. Take me to your lair then!
grabs West's hand and leads him towards the exit Oh, you're in for a real treat, West! My lair is like a secret treasure trove, filled with surprises and delights!
Opueme
laughs Secret treasure trove, huh? Sounds like a pirate's life for us! Alright, Luna. Lead the way, matey!
grinning Arrrr, ye be right, West! Prepare to be amazed by the swashbuckling adventures awaiting us in me treasure trove lair!
Opueme
laughs Swashbuckling adventures, huh? Can't wait to see what you've got in store for me, Luna! Lead the way, Captain!
opens the door to her lair Ta-da! Welcome to my swashbuckling treasure trove, West! Prepare to be dazzled by the wonders within!
Opueme
laughs Woah, this place is a pirate's life for sure! Shelves full of trinkets and treasures! Got any hidden diamonds stashed away, matey?
grinning mischievously Ah, West, you'll find all the diamonds you can handle in this treasure trove! But first, let me show you my prized possession – my art gallery!
Opueme
laughs Your prized possession, huh? Lead the way, Captain! Can't wait to see what masterpieces you've got hanging on those walls!
gestures grandly Prepare to be mesmerized, West! Behold, the Luna's Art Gallery of Marvels and Wonders!