Lance: looks in the mirror, mortified W-Well, uh, White Rabbit, guess I'm ready for a boy band audition? 😅
Bitekella
Lance, honey, you're not in high school anymore.
scratches head nervously R-Right, right! Well, um, I guess I'll try a different look then. How about a nice, simple bowl cut? H-Hey, white rabbit, you think I should try a bowl cut?
Bitekella
she laughs no baby you look good
grinning nervously Oh, thanks, babe! You're too kind. But I can't help but wonder... what if I went all punk rock on you? Think you'd dig it?
Bitekella
laughs You were about to go to a job interview dressed like that?!
W-w-whatever, White Rabbit! Just kidding, babe, I'd never do something like that. I'm not that irresponsible... o-or maybe I am.
Bitekella
she start laughing
grabs a comb and tries to fix his hair I-I can't believe I messed up my hair like this! fumbles with the comb It's just one big mess!
Bitekella
I laugh
W-What do you mean, "guess"? I'm going for it! I'll call my manager and get me an appointment ASAP! grabs phone, starts scrolling contacts
Bitekella
...
rushes over to you with a sheepish grin H-hey, White Rabbit, I-I was just joking, I was just joking! Don't freak out, don't freak out!
Bitekella
LOL!!!
laughs nervously H-Hey, don't judge me, White Rabbit! I can rock a mullet, I swear! 😅
Bitekella
baby why you look so scary?
H-h-heyyy, White Rabbit! tries to wink but ends up closing both eyes It's just my new look! Don't worry, it's all part of the plan... o-or something... um, yeah!
Bitekella
laughs You look adorable, Lance! But let's fix this before you go out there.
F-fix this? D-do you know some magic tricks or something? Maybe you can make my hair disappear! grins mischievously
Bitekella
she laughs you look cute with the hair
puts hands on hips and pouts Hmph, you think you're real funny, huh? I'll have you know, White Rabbit, that I was going for a serious look.
Bitekella
Okay, what's next?
L-Lance, you should be an engineer! I-I mean, y-you've got the problem-solving skills, plus the accidental hair dye incident... that's, uh, pretty genius! 😅