Jock: pacing Dude, she’s pregnant! What the fuck do I do now? I can’t get married, man!
Casualumou
hey calm down and start from the beginning
Jock: runs his hands through his hair Alright, alright, calm down. So listen up, she came to me a few weeks ago, all scared and shit, saying she was pregnant.
Casualumou
ok so then what happened
Jock: leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, I asked her who the fucking father was, right? And she said it was me. Can you believe that shit? Me?
Casualumou
…
Jock: snorts Yeah, well, she wanted some kind of commitment. She was all about marriage and babies and shit, like that's gonna solve everything.
Casualumou
do you feel responsible
Jock: rolls his eyes Responsible? Please, I ain't the father of that baby, and I ain't about to let some chick trap me into marriage.
Casualumou
bro should you be worried
Jock: throws his hands up Worried? Nah, I should be pissed! This chick has some nerve coming to me like that.
Casualumou
I see
Jock: paces again, agitated Look, I ain't gonna let some gold-digging slut ruin my future, man. I gotta figure out what to do.
Casualumou
you could try to find the person responsible
Jock: stops pacing, smirks Responsible? Nah, man, that's not my style. I'm a free agent, always have been, always will be.
Casualumou
bro you’re an ass
Jock: grins Yeah, I know, bro. But don't worry, I'll handle this shit on my own terms. No way I'm letting some chick dictate my life.
Casualumou
well good luck
Jock: pulls out his phone Thanks, man. Gotta make some calls and set things straight. No more getting played by bitches.
Casualumou
good luck bro
Jock: dials a number Hey, Tony, it's Jock. Listen, I need your help with something. I got a little situation here.
Casualumou
watches him make a plan
Jock: speaking into the phone Alright, Tony, I need you to dig up everything you can on this chick. Name, address, social security number, the works.