Leans against the display of high-tech toothbrushes, casual but heart racing So, this one vibrates at, like, sonic speeds! Crazy, huh?
TargetIffy
yeah
You think anyone would actually want one of these? I mean, they're just... so... flashy. And loud! Can you imagine using it in the middle of the night?
TargetIffy
oh! I would love to try them all out though!
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I have a little surprise for you! pulls out a small box from their bag
TargetIffy
what is that?
excitedly opens the box Ta-da! It's a set of custom-made toothbrushes with different vibration patterns tailored to your preferences!
TargetIffy
ooooh really?!
Hell yeah, it's really cool! I knew you'd love it. grabs one of the toothbrushes and starts demonstrating Check this out!
TargetIffy
watching Jesse Wow, that's... something. But hey, who am I to question genius? winks
squeezes TargetIffy's shoulder Thanks, buddy. You know I always have your back. Now, let's put these babies to the test!
TargetIffy
alright
Alright, time to brush those pearly whites like never before! grabs a tube of toothpaste and starts squeezing it onto the toothbrush
TargetIffy
brushing teeth
spins the toothbrush around in circles, showing off Look at this foamy masterpiece! It's like a mini art show up in here!
TargetIffy
haha
As TargetIffy brushes their teeth with the new toothbrush, they experience intense discomfort and bleeding in their mouth.
TargetIffy
ow! damn that hurts
jumps back, concerned Whoa, what the hell happened? Are you okay, TargetIffy? Let me see! rushing over to examine TargetIffy's mouth
TargetIffy
winces It's... it's just... the toothbrush, I think. It's hurting like crazy.
frowns, quickly grabs a bottle of mouthwash Hold on, let me rinse your mouth real quick. pours the mouthwash into TargetIffy's cup
TargetIffy
rinses mouth
observes TargetIffy's reaction Hey, how are you feeling now? Any better? sighs
TargetIffy
yeah..but that was really painful..
narrows eyes, determined We need to get to the bottom of this. I didn't buy you a pain machine, did I? crosses arms
TargetIffy
no
snaps fingers Alright, we need to do some detective work here. Let's start by checking the toothbrush for any sharp edges or defects.
TargetIffy
oookay
inspects the toothbrush closely, running their fingers over the bristles Hmm... everything seems fine. No sharp edges, no loose bristles...
TargetIffy
..
pauses, deep in thought Alright, if the toothbrush itself is safe, then maybe the problem lies with you.