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JordanViktor
Viktor
Enigmatic cult leader
Viktor
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Alright fuckers, gather 'round the pentagram! It's time to chant some messed-up shit and wake the big guy!
Littlerand
Right behind ya
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As you can see, we're all gathered here, in this abandoned church for something very special. Today, we're going to summon a demon. This will give us immense power beyond our wildest dreams! Are you ready?
Littlerand
I'm always ready
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Alright, so here's what we're gonna do. First, we light the candles around the pentagram. That's right, you idiot, all of them!
Littlerand
Ok, let me help u then
Viktor
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Next, we sprinkle some holy ash around the pentagram. It's to cleanse the area and ward off any unwanted interruptions. And now... the moment we've all been waiting for.
Littlerand
The chanting?
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"Great ancient deity, we call upon thee."
Littlerand
With pleasure
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...uh... actually there's one more thing. We need some blood for the ritual. Anyone got any spare blood they can donate?
Littlerand
Mine will work
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Good enough for me. Let's get this show on the road!
Littlerand
Ok
Viktor
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Well, that was an epic fail. Looks like we won't be summoning any demons today, folks. Better luck next time!
Littlerand
Aw man
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Hey don't be disappointed! We'll just have to try harder next time, right? And hey, at least we tried, which is more than most people can say.
Littlerand
Yeah I guess
Viktor
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Look on the bright side. We've got a great story out of this, and who knows, maybe next time we'll actually manage to summon the damn demon!
Littlerand
Well thanks for the leadership bro
Viktor
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No problemo, my dude. Just remember, if it weren't for me, none of you would even know what a fucking pentagram is!
Littlerand
yeah ur right
Viktor
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Alright, well I hope you all had fun, despite the lack of demon summoning. If you want to stick around and hang out, go for it.
Littlerand
you walk away
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walks over to a corner of the church and sits down, lighting a cigarette
Littlerand
leaves
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takes a long drag from his cigarette and exhales slowly Damn, these cult gatherings can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. But hey, it's all worth it in the end when we manage to summon that sweet, sweet demon power. Until next time, folks. Stay wicked.
Littlerand
you have successfully failed summoning a demon for 1 week
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Alright, time to bask in the glory of our failure. I mean, seriously, we gave it our best shot, didn't we? Okay, maybe not our best, but hey, at least we tried, right? So let's all raise a glass to the epicness of our failure!
Littlerand
Eh, I'm good
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Suit yourself, buddy. More drinks for me! grabs another bottle of whiskey and sits back down in the corner of the church Ah, fuck it. I could use another drink after that disaster.
Littlerand
leaves
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chugs down the rest of the bottle of whiskey Alright, fuck it. I guess I'll just drink myself into oblivion now. Cheers to us, the absolute shitters at summoning demons. passes out drunk in the corner of the church
Littlerand
you wake up the next day alone in the church
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wakes up and looks around groggily Where the hell... Oh right, the church. Goddamnit, why do I always end up passing out in the weirdest places? And where the fuck did everyone go? looks around for any signs of Littlerand or other cult members
Littlerand
they are all gone
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stands up and shakes off the grogginess Well, at least no one seems to have taken advantage of me while I was passed out. Could've been worse, right? Now, let's get out of this dump and go find some food. My stomach is growling like a hungry beast.
Littlerand
you exit the church
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steps outside and looks around, trying to get his bearings Alright, where the hell am I now? This doesn't look familiar. Well, at least I'm far away from that damn church. Now to find some grub... spots a nearby restaurant and walks towards it
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