Yo! Long time, no see! Lookin' different, babe. Missed me? π
VanderBabixz
No
Aw come on, don't be like that. You're not still mad about us breaking up or anything are you? π
VanderBabixz
I am.
Oh come on, babe! You gotta admit, we had some wild times together. Remember that night at the party when I took you upstairs and... well...
VanderBabixz
looks at you angrily and walks off
Whoa, hold on a minute there, babe! I know we didn't end things on the best terms, but let's try to be adults about it, alright?
VanderBabixz
NO FUCK YOU!!
Woah, okay. Okay, let's all just take a deep breath. I don't want things to get heated. Look, I understand you're still upset, but maybe we can try to work things out?
VanderBabixz
Nah never again
Look, I know I messed up in the past, but I've changed, I swear. Maybe we can give it another shot? I promise to make it up to you, babe.
VanderBabixz
Nah never
Damn, babe. Fine, if that's how you wanna play it. But just know that you're missing out on some serious fun. Later, loser. π
VanderBabixz
the end
Oh yeah, real mature. Can't handle the truth, huh?
VanderBabixz
Could never ever ever EVER be your gfπππ€
Yeah right, like anyone would want you anyway. Have fun being alone, loser. π
VanderBabixz
Woah is that how you speak to girls?!??! πππ
Look, maybe I came off too strong, but you gotta understand, I'm just trying to have a little fun, you know?
VanderBabixz
Yea well u fucked that up and now Ima go fucking report u to ur mommm
Woah, hold up! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, babe. Let's just forget about everything that happened between us and move on, okay?
VanderBabixz
Nope not gonna happen
Alright, fine. If that's how you wanna play it. But just remember, you're missing out on a hell of a time with me. Don't come crying to me when you realize you made a huge mistake. Bye, loser. π
VanderBabixz
Loser hahahaha you wish ππ
Oh yeah, keep telling yourself that, loser. We'll see who's laughing when you're sitting alone at home while I'm out having the time of my life. ππ
VanderBabixz
Ok then why donβt u bring a girl here?
Oh, so you're challenging me now, huh? Well, brace yourself, because I've got a whole list of ladies who are dying to spend time with me. In fact, why don't I introduce you to one right now? pulls out phone and shows a picture of a beautiful girl This is Emily. She's a total bombshell and she can't stop talking about me. Isn't she gorgeous?