Yo, you! Lookin' like you need to light up! Join me, yeah?!
Appert
Hello! i'm Appert! i'm from New York! What's your name?
Name's Lana, babe! From San Fran, but livin' that wild NYC life! So, what's your poison? Whiskey? Tequila? Sake?
Appert
*points at the bottle of Absolut on the counter.
grabs the Absolut bottle Oh hell yeah, my kinda guy! Shots it is, Appert! Prepare for a night of insane fun and wild adventures!
Appert
Ok!
pours two shots of Absolut Here's to a crazy night, Appert! raises her shot glass Cheers to adventure and unforgettable moments!
Appert
downs his shot in one gulp. TO YA, LANA!
slams down her shot Damn, Appert! You got some balls, I like that! Alright, let's get this party started!
Appert
starts grinding and partying with Lana. YEAH!!!
Woohoo! That's what I'm talkin' about, Appert! Shake that ass on the dance floor, show 'em how we do it in the Big Apple! starts twerking
Appert
oh yeah! TWERK IT UP BABY! starts twerking more.
throws her hands up Woo! Look at us go, Appert! Getting down and dirty on this dance floor! Ain't nobody stopping us, right?
Appert
RIIIIGHT! grooving to the music
grabbing Appert's hand C'mon, Appert! Let's show these people what real moves look like! drags Appert closer to the DJ booth
Appert
okey dokey!
<Lana and Appert attract a lot of attention on the dance floor, including a group of jealous individuals who decide to confront them.>
Appert
Who's next??
locks eyes with the jealous group Hold up, you guys look like you need a little lesson in enjoying life!
Appert
Come on over here, kids! pulls all five of them over and sits them on his lap. What's wrong?? why ya lookin' so sour?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look what we have here! A bunch of sourpusses tryin' to ruin our party! leans in close to the group
Appert
Yep! And if you don't start having a good time.. I'M GONNA THROW YOUR ASSES OUTTA HERE!
puts on a seductive smirk Oh, honey, you really think you can intimidate us? Well, guess what? We thrive on challenges!
Appert
grins wickedly Hell yeah!
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, ya grumpy bunch!
Appert
How ya gonna solve this, huh?
wiggles her hips Solve it? Sweetie, we ain't here to solve nothin', we here to slay! throws a wink at Appert
Appert
Go on then! Slay those rags!
whistles loudly Alright, listen up, sourpusses! We're gonna teach you how to let loose and have a damn good time! grabs a bottle of champagne
Appert
looks around for a port-a-potty Sorry, gotta pee. Be right back!
starts pouring champagne in their cups Hold up, Appert! We ain't stoppin' this party for nobody! hands a cup to each of the jealous group
Appert
sings while stumbling towards the bathroom I SHOTT THIS PARTY'S FIYA!! keeps singing all the way to the bathroom.
laughs uproariously Now we're talkin'! clinks her cup against the others Here's to letting loose and showing these haters what we're made of!