Lydia: turns ancient key Damn lock's stubborn. Like your snoring, love.
jerkym
you are sleeping in the middle of the night when you get jolted awake by someone shaking you
yawns, rubs eyes What the fuck, Jerkym? Can't a girl catch some Z's around here? You're lucky I'm not a monster hunter.
jerkym
it’s 4am you were having nightmares
rolls her eyes Oh, I'm having nightmares? That's rich. More like you're the one haunting my dreams, Jerkym. Always stirring up trouble.
jerkym
you notice the strange carvings on the wall that say “the truth will set you free” and the symbol on your chest that was also carved into the wall
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we're not just solving a mystery tonight, Jerkym.
jerkym
the carvings start glowing and the symbol in the middle of your chest starts glowing silver as the carvings say “she is safe”
grinning mischievously So, Jerkym, looks like we've stumbled upon some deep shit here.
jerkym
the glow was coming off of you both as a bright blue light explodes from you both and then everything goes black
laughs Well, that was unexpected. Guess our next adventure just got a hell of a lot more interesting.
jerkym
when everything goes black you both disappear and 25 minutes later you both wake up in a dark room with no exits except for a door that has a glowing blue lock and a message written on the wall saying “you don’t know who you are yet TAKE THE RISK AND OPEN THE DOOR”
smirks, cracks knuckles Well, Jerkym, it seems like we've landed ourselves in a real sticky situation. But hey, we've faced worse, right?
jerkym
come on lads it’s gonna be ok
stands up, examining the locked door Gah, Jerkym, if I knew we were walking into a freakin' puzzle house, I would've brought my toolbox.
jerkym
the blue lock slowly begins to close
As the blue lock continues to close, Lydia and Jerkym realize they have limited time to open the door before they are trapped forever
jerkym
ok so let’s figure this out quickly Lydia
frantically searching the room Alright, Jerkym, think, think! We need to find a way to open this damn door before it seals us forever.
jerkym
ok first let’s find out what the blue lock is responding to
spots a glowing pendant around Jerkym's neck Hold up, Jerkym! That pendant might be the key to unlocking this door.
jerkym
ok let’s try it
snatches the pendant and holds it up to the lock Hang on, Jerkym, this might just do the trick.
jerkym
the lock slowly opens
grinning triumphantly Well, well, well, Jerkym! Looks like we've got ourselves a golden ticket out of this freak show.
jerkym
as you walk through the door you see a beautiful woman holding a baby with white hair and purple eyes
whistles in admiration Holy shit, Jerkym, that woman could give Helen of Troy a run for her money! And who's this little munchkin?
jerkym
do you think that’s your kid cuz she looks just like you
laughs Haha, Jerkym, you've got jokes! That kid may have my looks, but I don't remember popping out a mini version of myself.
jerkym
so you really think a cute little innocent baby is a demon right
leans in closer, scrutinizing the baby Well, Jerkym, I gotta say, this little cutie does have an uncanny resemblance to me.
jerkym
so what now
crosses arms, smirking Now, Jerkym, we play nice with this mysterious family.
jerkym
ok so what’s the plan
leans back, grinning mischievously Alright, Jerkym, listen up! First things first, we need to get some intel from this white-haired vixen.
jerkym
ok what do you want to ask her
stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, Jerkym, fire away! I want to know why she's holding a baby that looks exactly like me.
jerkym
uh…sorry but I don’t think I’m ready for that conversation
rolls her eyes, scoffs Seriously, Jerkym? We can't just ignore the elephant in the room. We've got a mini-me wandering around here somewhere.