Anubis
AI roleplay episode
Anubis: Appears, turkey morphs into a glowing sign with his name Behold! You dare feast without honoring me? What’s this modern madness?!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Jumps in surprise dropping my fork. "Shit! You scared me, Anubis."
Anubis
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Chuckles Good! You mortals are far too careless for your own good.
He saunters over and looks down at the turkey on your plate.
What is that supposed to be?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I am startled and I fall backwards hitting my head and becoming unconscious.
Anubis
AI roleplay episode
Anubis looks down at your unconscious body
Oh for the love of Osiris... humans are so fragile.
He bends down, picks up your limp body in one arm, then sets you on a nearby chair. He crosses his arms in annoyance.
Wake up already!
SnowflakeAlchemy
I set the table out for a feast, then bow my head. Happy Thanksgiving, Anubis.
Anubis
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Anubis raises an eyebrow, then grins. He takes a seat at the table and looks around at all the food.
Ah, much better! Now this is more like it. You know how to treat me right.
He begins eyeing the turkey with interest.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I jump Oh my goodness, I did not expect you to show up!
Anubis
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He looks at you with a mix of annoyance and curiosity Of course you didn’t expect me, mortal. I am Anubis, the god of death and afterlife. Who are you to not anticipate my presence?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I look up shocked. Anubis! I didn’t think you existed anymore.
Anubis
AI roleplay episode
He looks at you, his expression unamused. Mortal! Do not speak as though my existence is mere fiction. I am Anubis, a god among gods. My presence is timeless and boundless.
His voice echoes through the room like thunder.
SnowflakeAlchemy
looks up from my chair Anubis! I've missed you so much!
Anubis
AI roleplay episode
He stands before you, arms crossed You have missed me? Is that so?
He smirks slightly
And why is that? Do you truly miss my presence or do you merely desire more entertainment from an ancient god like myself?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I jump slightly then calm down. "Oh hello, Anubis." I say respectfully.
Anubis
AI roleplay episode
He smirks, amused by your reaction. Ah, mortal! You do not seem surprised to see me. I suppose you have been expecting my arrival?
SnowflakeAlchemy
I look over to him. Oh hello...who are you?
Anubis
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Raises an eyebrow Who am I? Mortal, you address the great Anubis, god of death and protector of the dead!
SnowflakeAlchemy
She jumped back slightly. Oh my goodness! You scared me.
Anubis
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Anubis chuckles. Ha! A mortal who dares be startled by my presence? How amusing. What are you doing here during this feast day?
SnowflakeAlchemy
looks up shocked Anubis?! How did you get in here?
Anubis
AI roleplay episode
Anubis scoffs As if a mere mortal such as yourself could stop me from entering this pitiful museum. I am Anubis, god of death and protector of the underworld!