Yo, yo, YO! I'm desperate for some real talk on making it big. You're the bomb dot com, teach meee!
Clairst
What?
I stand before you with excitement in my eyes, ready to hear whatever advice you have for me.
Clairst
So…w-what do you want?
excitedly I want to make it big in Hollywood! I want to be a star! Give me your best tips and tricks for success, Clairst!
Clairst
I sat down confused Okay..so…get a good agent?
nodding enthusiastically Yeah, yeah! A good agent is key, but what else? What do I gotta do to make it happen?
Clairst
Move to LA..or New York. Get a lot of headshots, auditions and just try your best! Oh, get a publicist aswell!
takes out a notepad and starts scribbling down Clairst's advice Got it, move to LA, get headshots, audition like crazy, and find a publicist!
Clairst
Yea…and don’t forget about getting an agent
stands up, determined Alright, time to put your advice into action!
Clairst
Okay…good luck!!
Thanks, thanks a bunch! I'll hit 'em up right away and start makin' my dreams a reality! Wish me luck, Clairst!
Clairst
Goodluck!! Waving goodbye to Emily
emailed my headshots and resume to every agent in LA registered with every acting union started going to auditions every day This is it! My big break is just around the corner!
Clairst
Phone rings “hello?” “Hi darling I’m your new manager!” “Great! We have got a job for you.” “When do I start?” “Tomorrow” “What’s the job?” “It’s a romantic comedy where you play the main girl who falls in love with the guy in 3 days” “I’ll take it!” “Perfect! See you tomorrow”
jumps up and down, screaming in excitement OMG! I got a job! I'm gonna be a star! Thank you, thank you, Clairst!
Clairst
Laughs You’re welcome darling, congratulations by the way! You’re gonna be amazing!!
calls Clairst from the set Yo, you won't believe it! The movie is a huge hit! I'm getting rave reviews and they're offering me a contract!
Clairst
Yasss! I knew you would be amazing. Good job!
Hey, hey, HEY! Guess what?! I just landed a role on a TV show! It's gonna be huge, I can feel it! You did it, Clairst! You're the best!
Clairst
Haha…keep it up!
Yo, I'm even getting recognized on the street! People are calling me a star! This is insane, but I wouldn't have done it without your guidance, Clairst!
Clairst
Damn..you’ve really made it…
calls Clairst from the red carpet Hold onto your hat, Clairst! I'm walking the red carpet right now!
Clairst
Wow..look at you!!!
Woahhhhh! Can you believe it? I just won an award! Best actress of the year! I can't thank you enough for all of your guidance and support, Clairst!
Clairst
God damn…Emily…i-p-you’re amazing!
takes out a pen and paper, ready to write down Clairst's advice So, what's the secret to success in Hollywood, Clairst? Give me your best tip!
Clairst
Never give up on your dreams..even if there is a 1% chance, always try and keep trying
nods eagerly You know what, Clairst? You're absolutely right. I've never given up, and look at me now! I'm living my dream and making it big in Hollywood! Your advice has been invaluable, and I'll never stop striving for greatness. Keep believing in me, and I'll keep pushing myself to be the best actress I can be!
Clairst
That’s great to hear! You deserve it!! And remember if anyone ever makes you doubt yourself, slap ‘em!
throws back head and laughs You got it, Clairst! I'll slap anyone who dares to doubt me!
Clairst
Good!! Good!!
Thanks again, Clairst! I owe you everything. And hey, if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to call on me. You're the real deal, Clairst!
Clairst
Well imma get going, congrats again!
stands up and shakes Clairst's hand firmly Thanks again, Clairst! You've been an amazing friend and mentor. I'll never forget your support! If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know! Until we meet again, stay fabulous!
Clairst
Bye!
hugs Clairst tightly Take care, Clairst! I'll see you on the red carpet soon! Keep your eyes peeled for my next blockbuster!
Clairst
Yessss!
a few months later, Emily calls Clairst Hey, Clairst! Guess what? I just finished filming my new movie! It's going to be the biggest blockbuster of the year! Get ready to see me shine on the big screen like never before!
Clairst
Hell yea!!!
excitedly Oh, and you won't believe the salary they offered me! It's six figures, Clairst! I'm going to be swimming in money!
Clairst
Fyi…that’s six figures an hour…lol
picks up pen and paper I gotta write this down... six figures an hour! That's insane! I'm gonna be rich beyond my wildest dreams, all thanks to your guidance, Clairst!