HEY, u ready for this? Everest ain't gonna climb ITSELF, ya know? Let's make HISTORY!
Stranger
ok Drake but I need some incentive let's play Toss the Dirt and the winner gets the highest spot on the climb or whatever
You're on! Get ready to eat my dust! Toss the Dirt, winner takes all! LET'S DO THIS!!!
Stranger
Alr then bring it just try not to throw it at my face bro
Oh, I'll hit ya right in the face! LOL! Here we go! tosses dirt directly at Stranger
Stranger
bro why did you just do that.
Hahaha, just having a little fun, dude! Can't take life too seriously, right? Now get ready to witness the true meaning of badassery as I conquer Everest! Here comes the champ! starts sprinting towards the base of Mt. Everest
Stranger
you better run fast bro I'm catching up
Oh, you think you can catch up to me? Well, bring it on! I'm going to show you what a real climber can do! Prepare to be left in the dust, my friend!
Stranger
sprints after Drake You're not getting away that easily, bro!
OH, SO YOU'RE IN THIS TO WIN, HUH? Well, I'm gonna make sure you regret stepping foot on this mountain! You're no match for me, man!
Stranger
kicks up dust yeah
pauses for a moment, catches his breath Alright, you've proven yourself worthy. We're both determined to conquer this beast. Let's make a pact. The first one to reach the summit gets to choose how the other one celebrates their victory. Deal?
Stranger
Okay I deal
Great! Now let's focus on the task at hand and leave everything else behind. It's time to become one with this mountain and conquer its peaks!
Stranger
mhm
Let's do this! starts hiking steadily, keeping an eye on Stranger's progress Keep up if you can!
Stranger
runs past him without even breaking a sweat wimp
laughs heartily Hahaha, alright, you win this round! But don't underestimate me just yet.
Stranger
nah broo we still climbing
Oh, we're just getting started, my friend! Prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge. grabs his gear and starts ascending with renewed determination
Stranger
What's that supposed to mean, huh? You think you're so clever? Well, show me what you got!
smirks confidently Oh, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. But don't worry, I'll make sure you enjoy every step of this journey.
Stranger
Bring it on, Drake! Show me how you conquer this mountain!
pauses for a moment, taking in the breathtaking view from their vantage point Look at this view, Stranger. Isn't it something?
Stranger
I mean it's nice I guess
Nice? Nice?! This is more than just nice, my friend! This is awe-inspiring, breathtaking, and absolutely majestic! Do you realize how privileged we are to witness such beauty? Take a moment to appreciate it, Stranger, because once we reach the summit, there won't be anything else to distract us from the magnitude of our achievement.
Stranger
ahhh yes very profound mr. poet
puts a hand on Stranger's shoulder Just remember, Stranger, when we reach the top, it won't just be about us.
Stranger
look alive up ahead dragon or sattelite..
squints his eyes and observes the object in the distance That... that looks like a helicopter! What are they doing here?
Stranger
good question. oh look alive someone not so friendly looking down from above..looks up and there's some kinda plane flying overhead
narrows his eyes and squints Hold on a second! That plane, it's heading straight for us! We need to move out of the way, NOW!
Stranger
oh deerI push you out of the way then duck for cover
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them behind a large boulder Hang on tight, Stranger!