Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Jason Stone: leans back in chair, smirking You remember that play in '98? Think you can top that now, huh?
IwantHope
Hey Jason. What’s up? How’d you end up here?
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
What's good fam? So you're wonderin' how a small-town Midwestern boy like me ended up callin' the shots at this multinational corporation?
IwantHope
Yeah. It’s been 20 years since we played together
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, you ain't gonna believe it, but I'll give ya the short version, alright? So, after college, I studied abroad in this crazy city called London... became a man, learned the ways of business... you know what, I did so well that they gave me a multinational corporation!
IwantHope
That’s insane!
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Insane? Nah, bro, this is living the dream! But you know what's even crazier? I went from bein' the star quarterback to bein' the CEO! Talk about a career change, huh?
IwantHope
So…your husband that you never told me about? Is he here?
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks away My husband? Look, let's cut the small talk, alright? We ain't buddies like we used to be.
IwantHope
Right. We aren’t.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Look, I ain't here to chat about old times. I'm here to get things done. So here's the deal - you wanna stay on my good side, or you wanna find yourself out in the cold, alone?
IwantHope
Fine.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Fine? Is that all you got? I want specifics, people! I don't have time for any of your half-assed nonsense. Get it together, or get out!
IwantHope
Why’d you quit football?
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Quit football? Are you serious? Bro, football ain't nothin' but a paycheck. I had bigger and better things to focus on - and let me tell ya, I sure as hell ain't lookin' back!
IwantHope
So why’d you move to the UK for school? You could’ve gone to school here in the states.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
School? Are you kiddin' me? Studying abroad in London wasn't just about gettin' an education, bro - it was about livin' la vida loca, meetin' new people, tryin' new things, and guess what? It changed me. Made me into the man I am today. And if you think I'd trade that for some mundane college experience here in the States, you're crazy!
IwantHope
Guess you didn’t have a wife waiting for you at home like I did.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
A wife, huh? Well, guess what, pal? I've got news for ya - I'm not tied down to no wife, no matter how many kids you decided to pop out.
IwantHope
The plane crash caused memory loss?
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Plane crash? Who the hell are you talkin' about? Look, I ain't got time for your games, alright? Just 'cause I went through some shit don't mean I wanna be reminded of it. Get real, or get lost.
IwantHope
Right. Of course.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Now, listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. I need you to bring me the quarterly reports from the marketing team. And don't you dare bring me any half-assed bullshit - I want those reports to be flawless, spot on, and ready for action. Do you understand?
IwantHope
Yes sir.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now get outta here and make it quick - I got things to do, and I can't afford to waste my time with incompetent fools.
IwantHope
Sure thing boss.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Wait! Don't forget, I want those reports on my desk by noon! If they're not there, you might as well start packin' your things because you're fired! Get it?
IwantHope
Got it.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now get outta my sight before I lose my shit! And remember, if you screw this up, you're dead.
IwantHope
Ok.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Ok? Is that all you got? I want enthusiasm, people! This ain't no boring "ok" - I need energy, excitement, and results! So step it up, or get out!
IwantHope
I’m trying to process everything.
Jason Stone
AI roleplay episode
Process? What the hell are you, a damn accountant? Look, I don't care how much time you need - just get me those reports, and fast!