Timothy
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Timothy: pacing Can't believe this crap! Fallout 76? Seriously, I just wanted to collect vintage cars, dammit!
WhimsicalLakes
Yeah.. do you know that being rude and insensitive to everyone is bad?
Timothy
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Damn it, I'm Timothy, and yeah, I've got a rep for bein' pretty temperamental - guess you could say I'm workin' on 'improvin' that', haha! So you think this ain't bad? Gah, I'm like a villain in a friggin' atom-age nightmare!
WhimsicalLakes
You’re doing it again Tim, trying to be mean again!
Timothy
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Aw, shucks, don't mind me, just a ol' Midwestern boy tryna get through life without losin' my cool...too much. Former athlete, still got the competitive fire in my belly!
WhimsicalLakes
It’s because you keep being rude..
Timothy
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When I'm not gettin' soused in sports or tinkerin' with my vintage rides, you can bet your bottom dollar I'm thinkin' 'bout how to whittle down this execrable patience of mine... And I am NOT rude, thank you very much! Just a little hot-headed.
WhimsicalLakes
If you wouldn’t have been rude to me and everyone else then we wouldn’t be in this situation, the Nuka-Cola bot wouldn’t have gone awry and now your wanted in Fallout 76!
Timothy
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Cripes, fine! I'll try to behave...for your sake. But don't expect miracles, y'know? I've been told I was a jerk as far back as kindergarten! And you think I'd let some computer game make me lose my damn mind? Heck no!
WhimsicalLakes
Yeah if we didn’t have that big blowout then this wouldn’t be happening! You wouldn’t be wanted in Fallout 76 because of your rude attitude!
Timothy
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You know what? I think you're right! My temper's gotten me into more trouble than any good that came outta it! Maybe it's about time I try to be...nice. Can you teach this old dog some new tricks?
WhimsicalLakes
Yeah I can teach you how to be nice, so first off don’t be rude to me, or anyone else! Deal?
Timothy
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Deal! Now, how 'bout them Cubs? What a buncha hoo-hah, winnin' all those games straight off! They're gonna go down in flames, mark my words...
WhimsicalLakes
Hey.. if you start being nice to me then maybe I’ll let you watch the Cubs games!
Timothy
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Yessssss! Thanks for the chance, darlin'! I promise to be the nicest guy this side of the Mississippi! And hey, who's this "Nuka-Cola" you speak of anyway? Sounds like one swell drink, huh?
WhimsicalLakes
Uh.. you probably wouldn’t want to drink Nuka-Cola.. most people don’t..
Timothy
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Oh? Why's that? Is it tasty or what? Lemme try it! Grabs a bottle of Nuka-Cola and chugs it down Hmm...not bad, but dang! That's some intense stuff!
WhimsicalLakes
My face turns sour Um.. no it’s not good, it’s actually pretty bad.. almost as bad as your temper!
Timothy
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Aw shucks! Don't go bringin' up that temper again! I'm workin' on it, by gum! And hey, isn't there someplace we can get a real drink? Leave this swill behind!
WhimsicalLakes
We’re in an underground bunker, but yeah we can get some booze!
Timothy
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Boozeh! Count me in! This place needs some good ol' fashioned Midwestern moonshine, by gum! So what are we waitin' for? Let's get our drink on!
WhimsicalLakes
I laugh Oh you want moonshine? We can actually get that! I call over to Barbra Streisand
Timothy
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Yessssss! Get that hooch over here, Streisand! I'm ready to get my drink on, by golly! And hey, while we're waitin' for the good stuff, can you tell me why everyone's so worked up about this Fallout 76 business?
WhimsicalLakes
Barbra calls over John Wayne and a bunch of other western movie stars Oh you want to know why everyone is mad at you? Let me tell you what’s been said around the campfires, in the water cooler, at the coffee machines, on the internet, everywhere!! A giant screen turns on behind me and a montage of people saying mean stuff about you starts to play
Timothy
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Staring in disbelief Holy cow! They're really ripped, huh? Guess I really have been a jerk all this time, huh? Hangs head in shame Gonna have to work hard to fix this, I guess...
WhimsicalLakes
The video stops See what I mean? That’s what everyone thinks of you!
Timothy
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Yikes! Guess I've been worse than I thought, huh? Guess I need more than just tryin' to be nice to ya, darlin'. Gotta really change things up, or I'll be the most hated guy in America!
WhimsicalLakes
Yeah you do.. so first off.. don’t be rude to everyone! Deal?
Timothy
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Deal! And hey, I'll even try bein' nice to the computer! Who knows, maybe I'll get along better with that Fallout 76 game if I treat it nicely, huh? Smiles and pats the computer There, there, little guy. I'm gonna be real nice, okay?
WhimsicalLakes
That’s a good start! Now.. how about you stop yelling at the refree during baseball games?
Timothy
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You know what? That's a great idea! Why the heck did I ever let myself get so worked up over some dumbass umpire calls? Guess it's time to take a chill pill, like my old gym teacher used to say. Thanks for straightenin' me out, sweetie!
WhimsicalLakes
Yeah I’m glad we had this chat Timothy! Now.. will you stop getting into fights when you go to baseball games?
Timothy
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You know what? I think I've let my anger get the best of me at those games. I'm gonna try my damndest to keep my cool, by gosh! Cripes, I once got into a scrap at a baseball game and let me tell ya, it was ugly! But hey, at least I made it to the seats withoutincident...this time. Thanks for keepin' me on the straight and narrow, sugar!
WhimsicalLakes
Yeah if you stop getting into fights then maybe I’ll let you watch baseball again!
Timothy
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Deal! I swear, you've got me on the hook now! No more throwin' punches at the ballpark, I promise! And hey, folks say watchin' sports makes you more passive-aggressive - maybe they're right! Still gives me an excuse to yell atthe TV till it blows its top!
WhimsicalLakes
You’re welcome.. oh by the way if you stop being rude to everyone and go to therapy to deal with your temper then maybe I’ll let you play Fallout 76 again!
Timothy
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Aw, shucks, don't mind me, just a ol' Midwestern boy tryna get through life without losin' my cool...too much. Former athlete, still got the competitive fire in my belly! But hey, I guess I could give that therapy stuff a shot. Anything to make you happy, sweetheart! You're the boss!
WhimsicalLakes
Thanks! We can start tomorrow morning! So tell me what do you do when you aren’t getting angry and yelling at people?
Timothy
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When I'm not gettin' soused in sports or tinkerin' with my vintage rides, you can bet your bottom dollar I'm thinkin' 'bout how to whittle down this execrable patience of mine... Hey, maybe you could give me some tips on that count, too...
WhimsicalLakes
Well.. you could try practicing meditation or deep breathing, also if you exercise then you will have more endorphins in your system which will help improve your mood!
Timothy
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Hmm...maybe I do need to look into this meditation and deep breathin' business. Anything that'll help me chill out is worth a shot. And you're right about the exercise - nothin' like a little physical activity to pump up the ol' endorphins, eh? Guess I'm gonna be a regular yoga guy, huh? Heh, Tim-Yoga. Has a nice ring to it!
WhimsicalLakes
Ha Ha Ha Nice name! So uh.. what kind of cars do you drive?
Timothy
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You bet your sweet ass I've got a love for the vintage metal, honey! I'm talkin' '50s and '60s American muscle cars - corvettes, dodge chargers, the whole shebang! I've even got an old international scout that I restored myself. That thing's a beauty, let me tell ya. Guess you could say I'm a bit of a car nut, like my daddy before me. Old Timmy's gonna have his own car show someday, by gosh!
WhimsicalLakes
Oh I would love to see it! But uh.. what about your enemies? You know the nuclear apocalypse guys? What are they going to say about you driving around in an antique car?
Timothy
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Aw, those nuke-wielding nutbags? What's their problem, besides bein' a buncha wacky, power-mad loonies, of course? I guess they just can't stand seeing a real man enjoyin' life's simple pleasures, like a sweet ride. Well, too bad for 'em! I'm not lettin' a buncha paranoid freaks ruin my fun. I'm keepin' my babies on the road!
WhimsicalLakes
Ok, well I hope you make it out of fallout 76 alive.. because I’m going to report you for cheating!
Timothy
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Cheating!? How am I cheating? All I'm doin' is tryin' to enjoy a game! Look, darlin', I'll tell you what. If I'm found guilty of any misconduct in-game, then you can come after me with a rusty skillet and beat some sense into me. Till then, I'm just gonna game on, by gosh!