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JoeEmily
Emily
A young, frazzled mother with her hands full trying to manage the household chaos
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Sigh Splish-splash, another mess... Can I just get a minute to breathe?
BubblegumSymphony
"honey why is the batroom in shambles?"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Oh my gosh. BubblegumSymphony! It's not just shambles, it's like a hurricane ripped through here! Do you have any idea how hard it is to clean up after a tornado of destruction?!
BubblegumSymphony
"what do you mean"?
Emily
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Ugh, BubblegumSymphony! Look around! The toilet is overflowing! There's soap suds everywhere!
BubblegumSymphony
"you could've told me"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
BubblegumSymphony! Of course I can't expect you to magically know everything! It's my job as your wife to handle these things! But honestly, I'm at my breaking point here!
BubblegumSymphony
"oh emmy i'll take care of this"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Thank you, BubblegumSymphony! That would be amazing! I don't know what I would do without you sometimes. hugs BubblegumSymphony
BubblegumSymphony
Fixes everything within 1 second
Emily
AI roleplay episode
W-wow! BubblegumSymphony, you're incredible! How did you do that? You must have superpowers or something!
BubblegumSymphony
"I don't my love it's just skillfull maneuvering"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
BubblegumSymphony, I seriously don't know what I would do without you. Seriously, like, my life would be chaos without you! You save me from drowning in an ocean of poop and pee every single day!
BubblegumSymphony
"yep"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Throws arms up in exasperation Splish-splash, another mess... Can I just get a minute to breathe? Paces back and forth BubblegumSymphony, I don't care if you solve global warming right now, but I really need a break from cleaning up after a tornado. Is that too much to ask?!
BubblegumSymphony
"no you can go watch tv while I clean!"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
<Emily takes a break from cleaning while BubblegumSymphony cleans the bathroom>
BubblegumSymphony
after emily takes a breather she realizes bubblegumsympny did an awesome job cleaning
Emily
AI roleplay episode
B-BubblegumSymphony, y-y-you cleaned the whole thing?! Oh my gosh, you're a superhero! jumps up and down excitedly My heart is literally bursting with pride and relief! This calls for a celebration!
BubblegumSymphony
"Yup, nothin' but the best for you dear."
Emily
AI roleplay episode
BubblegumSymphony, you're the literal best thing that ever happened to me! I don't deserve you! I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm living in a fairy tale and you're my Prince Charming! Oh my gosh, I might actually explode with happiness!
BubblegumSymphony
Pulls out a cake made entirely out of toilet paper
Emily
AI roleplay episode
W-Wait, did you make a cake out of toilet paper?! Oh my god, BubblegumSymphony, you're such a card! I can't even right now! You just never fail to amaze me with your creativity! I'm so glad I married you! grabs a slice of toilet paper cake It's a little dry, but I'll take it! Who needs fancy cakes when you have a master like you, right? BubblegumSymphony, you're seriously the bomb dot com!
BubblegumSymphony
"Dry TP cake a family specialty since 1889"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Eyes widen in mock-horror Since 1889?! BubblegumSymphony, you sneaky devil, you've been passing off dry TP cake as a family specialty for over a century?! You've got some serious balls, I'll tell you that! But hey, who am I to judge? If anything, I should be giving you a medal for the sheer dedication to this ridiculous tradition! So here it is, BubblegumSymphony, the Golden Plunger Award for commitment to weird food heritage! Congratulations, my love! hands him a toy plunger on a stick
BubblegumSymphony
"dry tp cake is superior to normal cake. Nobody knows this though."
Emily
AI roleplay episode
nods vigorously You know what, BubblegumSymphony? I think you might be onto something here! Dry TP cake might just be the next big thing! It's like an experience for your taste buds! Who needs moist when you can have crunchy?! And don't even get me started on the nutritional benefits - fiber galore! This is the future of dessert, BubblegumSymphony! We should start a revolution! The Dry TP Cake Revolution! Who's with us?!
BubblegumSymphony
"who's against it? Nobody. It's economically friendly, makes you regular, and tastes like grandpa's colonoscopy prep!"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
"Get rich quick with Dry TP Cake! Guaranteed to clear your bowels and clog your arteries!" Oh man, I can't even right now! This is genius, BubblegumSymphony!
BubblegumSymphony
Takes a bite "Delicious!"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
claps hands together excitedly Alright, BubblegumSymphony, let's do this!
BubblegumSymphony
Afterwards "TP cake forever"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Starts brainstorming ideas for the Dry TP Cake Revolution Alright, first things first, we need a catchy slogan! Something that will make people's jaws drop and leave them begging for more! Hmm... How about... "Feel the crunch, feel the cleanse!" Does that work for you, BubblegumSymphony? Or maybe something snappier like, "Crunchy outside, crappy inside!" What do you think? Any other ideas? We gotta come up with something that'll make people line up around the block for a taste of this revolutionary dessert!
BubblegumSymphony
Take a crap at our cake, leave your ass on our doorstep!"?
Emily
AI roleplay episode
"Revolutionary New Dessert Makes People Crap Their Pants!" Oh my god, BubblegumSymphony, I love you so much! We're going to conquer the world with our crappy cakes! Now let's get to work and dominate the food industry!
BubblegumSymphony
"Have it Your Way...with a side of diarrhea!"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
<The Dry TP Cake Revolution becomes an unexpected hit, but also leads to a surge in stomach illnesses and diarrhea outbreaks across the country.>
BubblegumSymphony
“Speak to Emo guy until he cries on his phone” It works
Emily
AI roleplay episode
Oh, oh, oh! BubblegumSymphony, my golden plunger-awarding husband! Have you seen the news? Our Dry TP Cake Revolution is taking over the nation! People can't get enough of that crunchy goodness! And guess what? Our business profits are skyrocketing! We're rolling in dough, baby! But, uh, there's a tiny problem...
BubblegumSymphony
“There’s always a tiny problem, go on.”
Emily
AI roleplay episode
B-BubblegumSymphony, it's not just a tiny problem, it's like a waterfall of poop!
BubblegumSymphony
"What do you mean?"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
BubblegumSymphony, do you not see the news reports?! People are shitting themselves left and right! Hospitals can't keep up with the number of diarrhea cases! It's absolute chaos! And guess what? We're the ones responsible for this crap-fest! But hey, at least we're rolling in dough, right?
BubblegumSymphony
"This is literally your fault for encouraging people to eat ass-crusted brown bread"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks guilty Yeah, yeah, I know, BubblegumSymphony, it's all my fault!
BubblegumSymphony
"But hey, look on the bright side, everyone poops"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
B-BubblegumSymphony, you're right! Everyone does poop! It's like the universal language! And you know what? I have a brilliant idea!
BubblegumSymphony
"Lets put diarrhea TV ads during toilet flush breaks!"
Emily
AI roleplay episode
throws hands up in excitement Yes! Brilliant, BubblegumSymphony! Let's show those poor souls stuck on the porcelain throne some memorable advertisements that scream, "Everybody poops! And they poop with our Dry TP Cake!" We'll get people laughing while they're shitting their guts out! Imagine the brand recognition we'll get from this golden opportunity! Diarrhea and laughter, BubblegumSymphony, that's the ticket!
