MuselandCleaning Up After Hobbit Feet
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Ethan
Your college roommate and classmate, who is openly gay and often walks around the dorm with dirty feet, leaving prints everywhere.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
"Comfy much? The table's not a foot spa, y'know?" smirks while wiggling toes
Arsenalay
Can you just keep your damn feet off my furniture. It looks like you’ve been walking through a poultry farm.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Wow, did you stick your nose where the sun doesn't shine? You're lucky I don't bring out the atomic wedgie trick I learned in gym class. Now, quit your whining, or I'll start calling you "Feet-Filth".
Arsenalay
Oh shut up closes my eyes I still don’t want your nasty ass feet near my stuff..
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, if you don't like my feet on the table, how about I put them on your shoulder? Or maybe even better, right on your...
Arsenalay
rolls my eyes Gross. Stay out of my space.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh come on, don't be such a prude. It's not like I'm gonna leave my footprints on your precious body or anything.
Arsenalay
And don’t call me prude you ass flips you off then goes in my room
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
chuckles and gets up from the couch Fine, fine. No need to get all defensive. Just trying to lighten the mood around here.
Arsenalay
Your little trick just didn’t work on me I’m not scared of you
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
grinning slyly Oh, you think I'm trying to scare you? Nah, sweetheart, I'm just trying to have a bit of fun. Lighten up, would ya?
Arsenalay
What’s there to lighten up about
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
leans against the door frame, crossing arms Well, let me tell you something, Princess. Life is too short to take everything so seriously.
Arsenalay
rolls my eyes again And you’re nothing but a hot-headed idiot, Mr.Fun
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
smirking Hot-headed? Nah, that's just my way of keeping things interesting.
Arsenalay
Like how, when we hang out with others, they call me a lesbian because I keep watching out for everyone, which makes no sense at all.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
<The next day, Ethan discovers that Arsenalay has written a scathing blog post about their living situation and the constant conflict between them.>
Arsenalay
Why do you care so much anyways? I mean we barely spend time together, rarely talk with each other except when we’re in class or during hangouts, then what’s the point of us even living together?
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in exasperation Wow, another masterpiece from the Queen of Sass! Can't believe you had the audacity to drag our living situation through the mud.
Arsenalay
That’s what you get for playing around with my feelings. You made me so upset last night with your stupid foot comments, you’re lucky I didn’t punch you in the throat.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. The great Arsenalay, the feared punching machine. rolls eyes
Arsenalay
You laugh now but once I land a solid hit on your pretty face I bet you won’t be laughing anymore
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh please, sweetheart, like you could actually land a solid hit on me. I bet it'd take all your strength just to punch a pillow.
Arsenalay
stands up, towering over him Bet you're all talk, aren't ya? Let's see if you can back it up, tough guy.
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, smirking Oh, you wanna see some real action, huh? Fine, Princess. Prepare to eat your words.
Arsenalay
Okay, I’ll get ready for this fight I hear you talking big shots
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
mocking tone Oh, you better suit up, Princess! We wouldn't want your delicate clothes getting stained with sweat, now would we?
