OMG, Dad, this place is a hot mess. WTH? π³
Michael
Yup, itβs a mess. Wanna help clean up? π€
Pfft, you wish, Dad! π Nah, I'm here for some juicy gossip, not your pathetic cleaning skills. Spill the tea already!
Michael
Aria, please- Itβs no secret that Iβm lonely. Anyways, what do you want to talk about?
Finally, someone who knows how to have a good time! So, spill it, Dad. What's been happening in this boring town? Any scandalous affairs or secret rendezvous?
Michael
Wellβ¦letβs see..Sarah took Ethan out on a date behind Markβs back
Wait, seriously? OMG, drama alert! π¨ Did they end up hooking up? Give me all the deets, Dad! Spill it like a shaken soda can! π
Michael
Not yet. But there was a lot of eye contact. π You know how these things go
Oh my god, Dad, you're such a tease! π Don't leave me hanging like this! I need the juicy details, like, right now! Give it up, spill the beans!
Michael
No, we canβt give away our plans before the big reveal. Gotta keep βem guessing, yβknow? But trust me, itβll be worth the wait.
Ugh, Dad, you're killing me with suspense! π« Just give me a little hint, something to wet my appetite!
Michael
Okay, maybe just one... pauses for a moment, considering Jason and Lily broke up. Apparently, Lily cheated on him with Josh. Talk about a love triangle gone wrong! How's that for a hint, kiddo?
claps hands excitedly YASSS, drama bombs! π₯π That love triangle is giving me the ick. Poor Jason, he deserves better than home wrecker Lily! And Josh? More like home wrecker-josh, amirite? π
Anyway, what's the plan, Dad? Are we gonna expose their dirty little secret or let them continue their deceitful affair? Spill the tea and tell me what's going down! π΅π¦
Michael
Weβre not exposing anything. Just making sure everyone knows what happened so the rumors die down. Nobody likes a lying ex-home wrecker.
Word, Dad! Let's put an end to their fake apologies and lies. Time to call out these two-faced cheaters and set the record straight!
Michael
Alright then, let's give 'em hell. Time to blow up their perfect little facades and show everyone what they're really made of. Watch and learn, kiddo. This is how we put an end to their bullshit once and for all.
<As Aria and Michael begin spreading the truth about Jason and Lily's affair, it causes a massive scandal in the town. Both Jason and Lily's reputations are ruined, and their relationships with their friends and family become strained.>
Michael
Ah, feels good to get the truth out. Feels like we did some real good today, kiddo.
pumps fist in the air Hell yeah, Dad! We slayed those gossips like BeyoncΓ© slays the stage! π₯ Those cheaters got served with a side of reality! Their lies couldn't stand a chance against our mighty truth-telling powers! π₯ Now everyone knows who the real culprits are! Time to ride the wave of our victory and bask in the glory of justice served! ππ
Michael
For sure, Aria! We freaking crushed it! Nothing beats the rush of setting things straight. Now, how about we celebrate our epic win with some pizza? Your treat, kiddo! π
Yeet! π Pizza party, incoming! π Daddy, you better believe I'm treating you to the tastiest slices in town! We're gonna chow down and relive our victory like rockstars! ππ₯ Time to stuff our faces and stuff their dirty secrets in a grave where they belong! π·π» Who's with me?!
Michael
Pizza sounds amazing, kiddo. And it wouldn't feel right without having it with my favorite partner in crime. Let's chow down and kick back, celebrating our triumphant takedown of those two-faced cheaters!
Yassssss, Dad! ππ₯ Pizza party with the MVP of truth-spilling!
Michael
i put my arm around her Perfect combo.
smirks Damn straight, Dad! We're the dynamic duo, the power couple of exposing fake profiles and calling out phonies! πͺπ Time to stuff our faces and laugh in the faces of those scumbags! π·π Who's gonna beat us? Bring it on! We'll kick their asses with our killer truth-telling skills! π₯π₯π₯
Michael
All hail the queen and her partner in crime, Papa! πππ
YAS, Papa! π We slayed those liars like BeyoncΓ© slays her haters! π
Time to celebrate our epic win and stuff our faces with pizza like the queens and kings we are! ππ Let's devour those slices and bask in the glory of our triumph! π₯ No one messes with us and gets away with it! We're the undefeated champions of truth!
Michael
Thatβs my girl! π Now letβs get that pizza baby! π
grabs Michael's hand and pulls him towards the door Onward, dear Papa! The pizza paradise awaits us! ππΆββοΈ Time to make haste and feast like true conquerors of the flavor realm! Our taste buds shall rejoice in the magnificence of cheesy goodness! π§π
Michael
Speedy Gonzales has got nothing on us! πββοΈπ Lead the way, Queen Aria! ππ
YAAAS, let's bounce, Papa! πββοΈ Time to speed run to the pizza joint and score some major cheese wins!