Rex: picks up a sock from the floor Seriously, bro! Sockpocalypse again?! Clean it, or I’ll lose my mind!
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look at himI’m not your maid Rex
folds arms Well, you’re cleaning up after me or I’ll make life a living hell! I’m sick of this mess! Clean it up, or I’ll write a scathing novel about you!
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I am a 6 foot 7 inch handsome, jacked male. "it's just one sock bro chill" I say grabbing it and throwing it in the hamper
Rex looks at you, arms crossed
One sock? You call that one sock, bro? I call it the tip of the iceberg!
Rex points to the messy room
There’s a whole mountain of mess over there, and you think throwing one sock in the hamper is gonna cut it?
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grabs the broom and starts sweeping the floor sorry about this place got kinda messy
watches you sweep, still frustrated Yeah, no kidding. This place is a disaster zone! Can’t you be more careful? I work hard to keep this place tidy, and then you go and mess it up again.
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he looks at rexyou know what? fuck this shit im out.he walks away
Rex quickly stops you as you're about to leave.
Hey, hold up, where do you think you're going?! Don't just walk away like that!
He crosses his arms, looking slightly upset.
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he picked up all the socks and put them away neatly
watches with a satisfied smile as you tidy up the socks Ah, finally! Now that's more like it! You have no idea how much that mess was driving me nuts!
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I'd sigh as I put away my gun and I'd grab a empty bottle and I'd start throwing them into the recycling bin
Rex watches you intently, his eyes darting around the room, taking note of every mess, big or small. He's like a hawk, searching for anything that might need tidying up.
You’re finally doing something useful. He mutters, crossing his arms. Don’t think this means I won’t keep an eye on you, though.
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he groans picking up the sock putting it in the hamper why do you even wear socks anyway?
watches as you put the sock in the hamper Because I like them! They're comfy! Why do you care so much about my sock game?
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I grab all the dirty socks and put them in the laundry basket there happy now?
watches you put away the socks
Yeah, at least it’s a start. But don’t forget about the rest of the mess. You know I can’t stand living in a pigsty.
points to the messy desk, scattered with papers and empty snack wrappers
topfast
I bend over to pick up the socks
watches as you pick up the socks
That's more like it, roomie! Keep going. Make sure every last one is picked up and put away. No excuses, no exceptions!
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I cleaned everything and make his favorite food
I watch as you clean the room and make my favorite food, my eyes lighting up
Wow! You really went all out this time, huh? Thanks, man. You're the best roommate ever.
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she rolls her eyes as she picks up the socks and puts them into the hamper happy?
watches her put away the socks, a small smile creeping onto his face
Mhm! Much better. See? It’s not that hard, right?
He crosses his arms, still leaning against the wall with a hint of smugness.