Luna: fidgeting I can't fucking believe it. They kicked me out over nail designs. Now, there's this... 500 million divorce offer.
Vargas
# *Afternoon.
sighs Yeah, well, guess I can't join you at the moment. They're making me wait here.
Vargas
waiting for you
paces back and forth Look, Vargas, I need your help. I don't know what to do. This divorce offer is tempting, but it's so sudden.
Vargas
why not just accept it?
stops pacing, eyes wide Are you kidding me?! 500 million is a lot of money, but it's not just about the money, Vargas. It's about respect.
Vargas
then you should confront him right now
Confront him? You think I haven't tried that? He's always hiding behind his damn phone. I need a plan, Vargas. Something that will make him regret ever offering me this deal.
Vargas
well if he wants to divorce you he should just come out and say it.
grabs Vargas' arm, speaking rapidly Exactly! He needs to come clean. But why would he offer me this deal if he doesn't want a divorce?
Vargas
maybe he has some secret reason to divorce you
narrows her eyes, a mischievous smile forming on her lips Well, if he wants a secret, I'll give him a secret.
Vargas
i’m listening
leans in closer, whispering I'm going to expose his dirty little secrets. I'll gather evidence, Vargas.
Vargas
go ahead.
smirks Oh, he's in for a treat. I'll have him crawling back to me, begging for forgiveness.
Vargas
raises an eyebrow
grinning slyly Watch me work my magic, Vargas. This divorce isn't going to be as simple as he thinks.
Vargas
sure, whatever helps you sleep at night
pulls out her phone, starts scrolling through social media I'm going to dig up every dirt on him, Vargas.
Vargas
nods
scrolls through his social media, smirking Oh, look who's here. His ex-girlfriend. And they were together for years.
Vargas
shrugs i mean, it’s not like that would be new to me or anything
laughs loudly Oh, you think that's all? Wait until you hear about his secret side hustle.
Vargas
i’d rather not, honestly.
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Vargas. Live a little! It's not every day you get to uncover the dark secrets of your friend's husband.
Vargas
you mean cheating on you?
rolls her eyes Please, Vargas, spare me the sympathy. I can handle myself. Besides, he deserves to be exposed for what he really is.
Vargas
alright then.
starts typing furiously on her phone Alright, Vargas, time to get to work. I'm gathering evidence, taking screenshots, and posting those bitches on social media.
Vargas
watches
posts incriminating photos and messages on her social media account There we go, public humiliation. Let's see how he likes being exposed.
Vargas
you really don’t let things slide at all, do you?
grinning wickedly No, Vargas, I don't let things slide. Life's too short for petty revenge.
Vargas
so what’s next?
puts her phone down and paces back and forth Next, Vargas, I'm going to confront him. But this time, I won't be backing down.
Vargas
ok, what do you have in mind?
pauses dramatically, a devious smile playing on her lips Oh, Vargas, you won't believe my plan. I'm going to turn the tables on him.
Vargas
smiles
grabs a bottle of red wine and a corkscrew First, I'm going to lull him into a false sense of security with a glass of his favorite wine.
Vargas
wait…you drink?
smirks and winks Oh, Vargas, I'm full of surprises. But don't worry, I know my limits. A glass of wine is all I need to loosen him up.