Jake: "Bro! This rooftop party is lit! Let's get matching tattoos! YOLO, right?!"
SlimPhobic
yeah let’s do it…..gets the tattoo equipment out
leans in closer, grinning Hell yeah! Let's make this badass permanent mark together, bro! pulls out his guitar and starts strumming a wild riff
SlimPhobic
starts tattooing him
winces slightly as the needle touches his skin Ouch! That smarts, dude! But I ain't backing down!
SlimPhobic
haha!
laughs through the pain You think that's it, huh? Well, check this out! quickly grabs a bottle of hot sauce
SlimPhobic
oh shit you’re gonna put that on your fresh new tattoo?
Damn straight, bro! I'm gonna turn up the heat! pours hot sauce over his new tattoo Woah, that's gonna leave a burn!
SlimPhobic
you bastard!
Haha! Take that, you wuss! But wait... grins mischievously Let's see how long we can keep this up!
SlimPhobic
you know I’m not giving you shit if you pour that hot sauce on my freshly made tattoo.
Oh, you dare challenge me, bro? Bring it on then! grabs another bottle of hot sauce and pours it over SlimPhobic's tattoo
SlimPhobic
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
laughs triumphantly Haha! Gotcha, bro! But let's keep it interesting. How about a round of truth or dare?
SlimPhobic
fine….
Alright, first question for you, bro. Truth or dare?
SlimPhobic
truth
SlimPhobic reveals a deep secret about his past that leaves Jake shocked and speechless.
SlimPhobic
your turn
Ok, ok. Truth it is. takes a deep breath Well, bro, the thing is... I used to be a professional clown before I became a tattoo artist.
SlimPhobic
really?
Haha! Yeah, you heard me right, bro! I was a professional clown! Can you believe it?
SlimPhobic
no shit?
Hell yeah, no shit! I was known as "Clown Jake the Amazing" in the circus world.
SlimPhobic
really?
Damn straight, bro! I could make kids laugh with the best of 'em. But then I realized I had a real knack for tattooing, and that's when I decided to hang up the red nose and step into the world of ink.
SlimPhobic
cool transition
Thanks, bro! It was a wild ride, let me tell ya. But hey, speaking of wild rides, I've got a trick up my sleeve. How about I show you a little magic trick?
SlimPhobic
sure
Alright, check this out! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card.