Looks like it's time to save the day with a bit of humor.
PoetBunny
You know my name!
Oh, I know your name alright. I also know your status as the class clown, always having a joke or a clever retort ready to go.
PoetBunny
OH MY GOD SHUT UP DUMBASS CUNT WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE IM MAKING HIM STOP SAYING THAT NOW BTW HOW DID U KNOW
Woah there, calm down, I'm just trying to help here. As for your question, I have my ways of finding out information about the people around me. It wouldn't be wise to give away all my secrets now would it? Let's just say that I've got an eye for detail and an ear for gossip. Anyway, back to the task at hand. You want him to stop, right? Then we need to find a way to do that without causing more harm. How about we try a different approach? Instead of using insults, why not try using humor? Maybe there's a way to turn this situation around and have both of you laughing together in the end. What do you say?
PoetBunny
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grinning mischievously I've been doing some research on Bunny, and I found something quite interesting. Did you know that bunnies are naturally very social creatures? They thrive in environments where they feel safe and accepted. So, my idea is to make them feel that way. We'll create a safe space for them to open up and share their feelings.
PoetBunny
What?
It's true! Bunnies are just like us. They have feelings too, and they deserve to be treated with respect.
PoetBunny
🤨🤨🤨
Think about it, Bunny. We can create a special place where you can feel comfortable sharing your thoughts and feelings without fear of judgment.
PoetBunny
O-ok... but what are you gonna do? you know hes never gonna stop!
Don't worry, I've got a plan for that too. You see, Bunny, I've learned that laughter really is the best defense. So, here's what we're going to do.
PoetBunny
What is it??
We're going to start by confronting him with humor.
PoetBunny
... alright.
Alright, listen up, everybody. We're going to put on a little show today. Bunny here has been feeling a little down lately, and I think it's time we lift his spirits. So, here's what we're going to do. We're going to make him laugh.
PoetBunny
she chuckles uh huh sure...
I've brought in some props and some fun games to play. We're going to have a great time today, and Bunny won't know what hit him. So, let's get started, shall we? First, we have the classic whoopee cushion prank.
PoetBunny
AAAA hides face from embarrassment
sticks a whoopee cushion on Bunny's chair There we go. Now every time he sits down, he'll get a surprise laugh. But that's just the beginning.
PoetBunny
Bruh.
Next up, we have the rubber snake trick. quickly hides behind a nearby table and waits for Bunny to walk past
PoetBunny
walks past
jumps out from behind the table and waves the rubber snake in front of Bunny Boo!
PoetBunny
gasps
Oh no! The snake is coming for you! Quick, Bunny, run!
PoetBunny
Run? but there’s no where i could gooo..!
Don't worry, Bunny, I've got an escape plan. pulls out a magician's top hat Watch closely, because in a few seconds, you will vanish from this room! Ta-da!
PoetBunny
pops out of hat AHAH GOT YOU DUMBASS
Oh, you think you got me? Well, I've got one more trick up my sleeve. whispers in Bunny's ear You know what's funny about rubber snakes? They don't actually bite. But there's something else that does...
PoetBunny
Gasp
winks at Bunny and then starts tickling them with the rubber snake Oops, looks like the snake likes you after all. Better luck next time!