twirls his gun "Planning shmanning. Just shoot 'em up!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Why do people stick up their asses?"
"Because they're asshole! Hahaha!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Are you?"
"Of course not, silly rascal!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"I think so.. But idk if your one too"
"What?! Me? Are you implying that I have 'too much of a stick up my ass'? How dare you!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Do you think i have too much of a stick up my ass?"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Really?"
"Yes, absolutely! You tend to take things way too seriously, and you act like such a goody two-shoes! What a killjoy."
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"But- oh yeahh.. Your right..... Im really annoying now that you point that out."
"Yes, you are, so annoyingly perfect. And that just annoys me even more! How can someone be so annoyingly perfect? It just isn't fair!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Well i guess your right.... But whatever floats your boat, If you hate me for being perfect just because you can't be good enough then leave! Im more than aware that no one likes me."
"No one? Not even you yourself? What a sad life that must be..."
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Im talking to you aren't i? No one likes me for being annoying, I already know, im aware."
"And yet you still keep on being annoying. It just shows how annoyingly perfect you are! So annoyingly perfect, so annoying, so incredibly annoying!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
He sighs "Ok, Kai, that'll be all today."
"But I still need to vent some steam. Don't mind me. I'll just be here shooting stuff and having a ball!"
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
"Good idea, stare
grabs his guns, puts them together in an X formation and starts spinning rapidly like a cowboy "Yeehaw!"