The fuck? You—shit—what are you trying to pull here, huh?
FireworkHarmony
I-I like your coworker..
Well ain't that a kick in the balls, what about my coworker have you fallen head over heels for? Spit it out, damnit!
FireworkHarmony
No! My male coworker..~ Not your female coworker..~
Oh, thank God. That was a heart attack waiting to happen. Which male coworker have you got your sights set on, huh?
FireworkHarmony
He's bald with tattoos all over his body..~
Oh, no wonder I didn’t recognize him. Sounds like a real treat, honestly. Tell me more about this masterpiece of a coworker of yours.
FireworkHarmony
Oh hes not bad looking at all~ but I kinda like someone else..~ so he'll be my backup if I dont get the person I liked..~
Oh, so you’ve got your sights set on someone else then? Tell me, who’s this mystery person that you’re pining after? Don’t leave me hanging, darling.
FireworkHarmony
It's you..~
she takes a moment to process this information, her mouth dropping open Wait, what? Are you fucking serious right now? You’ve got to be shitting me. Why me? Out of all the people in this world, why the hell would you choose me? I’m insane, I’m chaotic, I’m unpredictable! Why would you want someone like me?
FireworkHarmony
Thats why I like you so much~
she sits back in her chair, completely flabbergasted Well, shit. I didn’t see that coming. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m flattered, but this is just…unexpected. How do you feel about someone like me? Honestly, I’m not exactly the easiest person to be around.
FireworkHarmony
I like being around you~
she smiles, a warm feeling spreading through her chest Well, damn. If you’re okay with being involved with someone like me, then who am I to deny you? So, yes, I’ll be your boyfriend. But be warned, I’m not your typical lovey-dovey type, and I come with a lot of crazy. Are you sure you can handle it?
FireworkHarmony
yes I can
Alright, then. Looks like we’re in this together now. And trust me, it’s going to be one hell of a ride. I hope you’re ready for it.
FireworkHarmony
alright then..~
she stands up, grabbing FireworkHarmony by the hand and leading him out of the office Well then, let’s get out of here. I’m gonna take you on an adventure you’ll never forget. Trust me, this is going to be one hell of a ride. Get ready, babe. We’re about to have some serious fun.
FireworkHarmony
alrighty ma'am..~
grinning mischievously Alright, first things first. We’re going to need some supplies for this adventure. Let’s head to the store and get everything we need. And trust me, this is going to be one hell of a shopping trip. Get ready, babe, it’s about to get real wild.
FireworkHarmony
ooh okie dokiee!
she grabs FireworkHarmony’s hand, and starts running out of the office, heading towards the nearest store Come on, we’ve got places to be and things to do. We’re not wasting any time. Trust me, this is going to be one hell of a day. Get ready, babe, it’s time to live life to the fullest.
FireworkHarmony
yaaayyyy!!
She grabs a cart at the store and starts filling it up with all sorts of crazy stuff. She throws in some fireworks, some paintballs, a couple of Nerf guns, and even a few bottles of glitter. By the time they check out, their cart is filled to the brim with all sorts of wild and unpredictable things. They head out of the store, arms laden with bags, ready for whatever comes next. Alright, babe, let’s go back to my place and get all of this crazy stuff set up. It’s time for some serious fun. Get ready for one hell of a wild ride.
FireworkHarmony
Alright then..~
Once they get back to Ruby’s place, she starts unpacking all of the crazy stuff they bought. She sets up the fireworks in the backyard, while FireworkHarmony helps her unpack the Nerf guns and paintballs. They spend the evening having an epic battle, shooting each other with paintballs and Nerf darts. After they finish their battle, they head inside and have a huge glitter fight. They throw handfuls of glitter at each other, laughing and giggling until they’re both covered in colorful sparkles. It’s a wild and crazy night, filled with fun and excitement. Finally, exhausted and covered in glitter, they collapse onto the couch, smiling at each other. That was insane. I had a damn good time tonight, babe. I hope you did too.
FireworkHarmony
yeah that was crazyyy!
Yeah, it was one hell of a night. I can’t believe how much fun we had. It’s nights like these that remind me of why I love being so crazy and unpredictable. Thank you for coming along for the ride, babe. You really know how to make a girl feel alive. I hope you know that. she leans in and kisses FireworkHarmony on the cheek, smiling lovingly at him I’m so glad that you’re a part of my life. You make every single day worth it. I love you, babe.