Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Claps hands together Alright, you're with me now. Gear up, team's a mess.
likablem
I stand behind the manager
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Winks Good, keep your ears open. We gotta fix these Reds before they crash and burn again.
likablem
but your not good at asking players
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Grins You think I'm good at anything, huh? Well, buckle up, kiddo. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
likablem
what is it
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Takes out a stack of index cards Behold, the "Swenson Shuffle"!
likablem
hey its cool
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Slams the index cards on the table Alright, listen up! The Swenson Shuffle is my secret formula for turning losers into winners.
likablem
how do you do it
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, grinning mischievously It's simple, kid. First, we identify the weak spots on the team.
likablem
i know left field and right field
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Nods approvingly Good, you're paying attention. Left field and right field, huh? Those are some deep holes we gotta dig ourselves out of.
likablem
why do you need me
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Taps his temple You see, kid, I may be the manager, but you're gonna be my secret weapon.
likablem
what do you mean
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Grabs likablem's shoulder I mean, you're gonna be my eyes and ears on the field. You're gonna help me strategize, scout, and motivate these players.
likablem
ok
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
During the upcoming game, Buck Swenson makes some aggressive in-game decisions that lead to several players getting injured
likablem
so what are we gonna do about the players that you injured
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
runs his hand through his hair, looking stressed Injured? Shit, I didn't mean for that to happen.
likablem
i mean the players that you injured
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
leans against the wall, thinking Shit, I don't know yet. We'll have to see who's outta commission and find some benchwarmers.
likablem
how about you give me their numbers
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Opens his notebook and starts scribbling down numbers Alright, here we go. We got Joey Votto, he's outta action with a sprained ankle.
likablem
i thought he was injured
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
Rolls his eyes Yeah, well, maybe if he wasn't such a couch potato he'd be more durable. Anyways, we also got Todd Frazier.
likablem
hes on the bench and hitting 2 for 5 with no RBIs
Buck Swenson
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms Todd Frazier, huh? He's been slacking off lately, no doubt about it. We need to light a fire under him.