Lysandra
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Lysandra: rummaging through cupboards Ugh, where's the damn cilantro? I need my special tea, can't sleep without it!
Silva
Hey there, Lysandra, long time no see! What's this I hear about you knowin' a secret recipe for the ancient vampire?
Lysandra
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Aight, so ya wanna know da secret recipe, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I got it on good authority from my granny back in da day!
Silva
That's interesting. Who was your granny?
Lysandra
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Ah, my granny! Her name was Lynda, and she was the most badass witch you'll ever meet!
Silva
Oh, i didn't know that. How did she die?
Lysandra
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Oh, my poor granny. She died a noble death, fighting off some evil vampires with her magic wand. But before she passed, she gave me this secret recipe book.
Silva
Wow, a secret recipe book for the ancient vampire. That's quite a treasure. How did you come across it?
Lysandra
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Well, ya see, my granny was a bit of a hoarder, always collectin' random trinkets and junk.
Silva
What era was she in when she died?
Lysandra
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Oh, my granny was from the Renaissance era, you see. She was quite the fashionista, always decked out in her fancy dresses and jewelry.
Silva
So she must have known the ancient vampire during the Renaissance. Interesting...
Lysandra
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Bingo, my friend! My granny met the ancient vampire back in the day, and he told her the secret recipe for his blood.
Silva
Fascinating. And how did you manage to get your hands on this recipe?
Lysandra
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So, ya wanna know how I got my hands on this precious recipe, huh? Well, my granny left it to me in her will, ya see. But here's the kicker - she only gave it to me on the condition that I use it to bring justice to the vampire world!
Silva
Interesting. What do you mean by bringing justice to the vampire world?
Lysandra
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Well, ya see, my granny had this wild theory that the ancient vampire was responsible for all the chaos in our world.
Silva
Do you believe that?
Lysandra
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Ya know what, my friend? I don't really care whether or not the ancient vampire is responsible for all the chaos.
Silva
Why not?
Lysandra
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Look, I'm just a simple gal from the countryside. I ain't got any grand schemes to take over the vampire world or any of that nonsense.
Silva
Fair enough. Just curious though. What are your plans then?
Lysandra
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My plans? Well, my friend, right now I'm just focusing on using this secret recipe to make the best blood for the ancient vampire.
Silva
Are you sure that's wise?
Lysandra
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Wise? Nah, I ain't the wisest person in the world, but I do know one thing - my granny's blood recipe is the bomb dot com! And trust me, once the ancient vampire tastes it, he'll be hooked!