chuuya
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Fuck, these masks are itchy as hell! You ready to swipe the goods?
Lummode
Yeah, let's do this. Remember, we need to be quick and quiet.
chuuya
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nods, smirking Quick and quiet, got it. Just like a thief in the night, except we're gonna be the fuckin' hurricane leaving all this shit in our wake.
Lummode
grins Damn right, Chuuya. Let's blow this joint before they even know what hit 'em.
chuuya
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Alright, listen up, partner in crime! We're gonna make our grand entrance like a couple of damn movie stars.
Lummode
raises an eyebrow Movie stars, huh? More like a couple of thugs with bad wigs. But hey, I'm game. What's the plan?
chuuya
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smirks Oh, the plan? We're gonna walk in like we own the goddamn place, charm those birds out of their feathers, and swoop in for the heist of a lifetime.
Lummode
chuckles Sounds about as crazy as anything you've come up with. Alright, I'm in. Let's see if we can pull this off without getting caught.
chuuya
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eyes sparkling with excitement Oh, I've got a twist for ya, my partner in crime!
Lummode
smiles A twist, huh? Spill it, Chuuya. Let's shake things up a bit.
chuuya
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grinning devilishly Well, my dear Lummode, we're gonna play a little game called "Deceive the Dummies."
Lummode
smirks Deceive the Dummies, huh? That's a new one. So, what's the play, Chuuya?
chuuya
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claps hands together Alright, listen up! We're gonna find the most obvious targets in this crowd – you know, the ones who think they're smarter than everyone else.
Lummode
laughs Obvious targets, huh? Piece of cake. I'll have them eating out of our hands in no time. What's next, Chuuya?
chuuya
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pulls out a deck of cards from their pocket Next, we're gonna use a little trick I call the "Magic Card Switcheroo." Watch closely, my friend.
Lummode
leans in, intrigued The Magic Card Switcheroo, huh? That sounds... interesting. How does it work, Chuuya?
chuuya
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smirking Ah, Lummode, you're about to witness some good old-fashioned sleight of hand!
Lummode
leans back, grinning Sleight of hand, huh? This is gonna be fun. Show me what you got, Chuuya.
chuuya
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starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, their hands moving like a blur Alright, watch closely, my partner in crime!
Lummode
squints, watching intently Shit, Chuuya, your hands are moving too fast for me to keep up! What are you pulling?
chuuya
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flashes an ace of spades in their hand Ta-da! The Magic Card Switcheroo!
Lummode
whistles Damn, Chuuya, that was fast. And right in front of all those mark targeted idiots. They won't know what hit 'em.
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waves the card in the air, smirking Oh, they'll know something hit 'em alright – the smack in the face that they've been played!
Lummode
laughs loudly That's it, Chuuya! Give those fools a taste of their own medicine. Let's get down to business.
chuuya
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narrows eyes, scanning the crowd Alright, Lummode, let's find our mark. I want those fuckers to regret ever stepping foot in this ballroom.
Lummode
smirks Right behind you, partner. Let's turn these high-class hobos inside out.
chuuya
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struts towards a group of wealthy-looking assholes Time to put on a show, Lummode! Watch how I rattle their cages.
Lummode
leans against a nearby wall, chuckling softly Get ready for the main event, Chuuya. Let's see if they can handle the heat.
chuuya
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spots a particularly pompous asshole sitting at the head of the table Perfect target, Lummode! Let's cut this prick down to size.
Lummode
grins Hell yeah, Chuuya! Let's see if he thinks his money can save him now.
chuuya
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approaches the asshole with a sly grin Well, well, well, look who it is, gentlemen! Our esteemed colleague, Mr. High and Mighty! Care to share a word or two with us common folk? Asshole: looks up, annoyed And who might you be, if I may ask?
Lummode
rolls eyes Oh, please, don't start with formalities, Chuuya. We're here to stir shit, not hold polite conversations.
chuuya
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slides into the seat next to the asshole, placing a hand on his shoulder Oh, don't worry, Lummode, we're gonna stir shit alright!
Lummode
leans forward, smirking Might want to tighten that tie, asshole. You look like a goddamn clown without the whiteface makeup.
chuuya
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snickers Yeah, Lummode, why don't you just give him a proper introduction? Maybe something like... slams fist on the table Welcome to hell, you self-righteous prick!
Lummode
bursts out laughing Hell, Chuuya! That's more like it. Now let's see if he can handle the real deal.
chuuya
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pulls out a small vial from their pocket Gentlemen, I have here a little concoction that will make your balls crawl back up your ass.
Lummode
leans back, grinning Now that's my kind of introduction. Let's see if he can handle the truth.
chuuya
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smirks and opens the vial, waving it in front of the asshole's face Prepare to meet your nemesis, asshole!
Lummode
chuckles Well, well, well, this should thin the herd. Let's see if our man here can handle it.
chuuya
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grinning mischievously Oh, he's gonna handle it alright – right up until his intestines start squealing like pigs! Enjoy the ride, asshole!
Lummode
laughs heartily That's the spirit, Chuuya! Let's unleash the storm on this prick.
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takes a sip from the vial and splashes the liquid onto the asshole's suit Ah, sweet revenge!
Lummode
dodges the spray, laughing Nice touch, Chuuya! Now that's what I call a real introduction. Let's see if he's still breathing come tomorrow morning.
chuuya
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grabs the asshole by the collar and pulls him close Come on, asshole, time to show us how strong your so-called power really is! Let's see if anyone notices you've disappeared!
Lummode
steps back, grinning Don't worry, Chuuya, we've got eyes on us. If anyone notices, they'll just think he's gone to take a piss.
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laughs and pushes the asshole towards the door Yeah, Lummode, everyone's gonna think he's just taking a little break – a permanent one!
Lummode
chuckles You know, Chuuya, I almost feel sorry for the poor guy. But not sorry enough to miss this opportunity.
chuuya
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shakes head, grinning Sorry, sorry! But damn, does he look like a deer caught in headlights! Can't wait to see the look on his face when he realizes he's been cursed!