Jake: waving a printout What the hell, babe! Why's your browser sneaking around with the game client?!
Plusserer
she looks up at him huh? i don’t know what you’re talking about.
Jake shows her the printout, pointing at a series of suspicious URLs and HTTP requests Don't play dumb! I found these URLs and requests in your browser history. You were definitely talking to the game client behind my back!
Plusserer
it was just one time I swear
Jake looks at you incredulously One time? You expect me to believe that this was just a one-time thing? Come on, babe. You really think I'm gonna buy that?
Plusserer
I'm not cheating on you...
Jake's expression darkens Jake: Then what's this? It looks like your browser is sending data to the game client behind my back! How do I know you're not using it to chat with other guys?
Plusserer
I don’t know. You’re the one that uses it all day long.
I'm not the one with a browser having an affair with the game client, babe!
Jake shows you the printout. I mean, look at this! Your browser is secretly sending data to the game client behind my back!
Plusserer
it’s not what it looks like…
Jake furrows his brow, still holding the printout
Not what it looks like? Really? You expect me to believe that?
He takes a step closer, his expression stern yet betrayed
Plusserer
it’s not what it looks like
Not what it looks like? Really? Then explain this mess! Jake waves the printout again, pointing at the list of URLs and IP addresses. How do you explain this? How do you explain why your browser is secretly talking to the game client behind my back?
Plusserer
uhh… what? looks at him confused
Jake holds up the printout, pointing at the page history
This isn't normal, babe. Your browser's been talking to the game client nonstop! What are you hiding from me?
Plusserer
what do you mean?
Jake points to the printout Look at this! Your browser is exchanging data with the game client. It's like they're having an affair!
Plusserer
what do you mean? i say while trying to hide my phone under the table
Jake snatches your phone away I mean, why are you secretly communicating with the game client on your phone? And don't even try to hide it, I saw the pop-ups myself.
Plusserer
umm I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Jake looks at you skeptically, waving the printout again Don't play dumb, babe. I caught your browser accessing the game client's files without my permission. That's digital cheating!
Plusserer
I am so sorry baby I hug him
Jake sighs and wraps his arms around you, pulling you close Babe, I know you didn't mean to, but this is serious. My game client was hacked, and it's all because of that browser. It's like it's been compromised or something.
Plusserer
I was just checking out some guides. There’s this one theory that says… never mind. It’s stupid.
skeptical "Checking out some guides"? At 2 AM? And what kind of theory is so stupid that you don't even want to mention it? Don't give me that bull crap, babe. Spill it!
Plusserer
I’m not cheating.. it’s just code… look I point at the code see?
Jake's eyes narrow as he studies the code, his mind racing with suspicion
Jake: I don't know, babe...this looks like some shady stuff. Why would you need to communicate with the game client like this?
Plusserer
it’s not what it looks like..
Jake crosses his arms, his eyes narrowing Don't give me that "it's not what it looks like" crap. I've got the printout right here. Your browser was chatting with the game client behind my back. Care to explain?
Plusserer
I’m sorry… it was just a mistake..
Jake looks at you, his eyes filled with disbelief and a hint of anger A mistake? You expect me to believe that? You've got the browser and the game client exchanging files like they're old friends!
Plusserer
oh uh… I was just checking if there were any updates
Jake scoffs and crosses his arms, a stern look on his face. No way. You're trying to pull the "I was just checking for updates" bullshit on me? I know what this means, babe. You've been sneaking around behind my back.