Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
Chris McNally: pacing frantically How the hell did this happen? Twins? Man, I ain't touched her in months!
Stranger
Whoa, Chris! Calm down there, buddy. What's got you all twisted up?
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
runs a hand through his hair and stops pacing It's just... I don't know how to handle this situation, Stranger.
Stranger
Chris calm down for a minute
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
throws hands up in exasperation Calm down? How can I calm down when my life is spiraling out of control?
Stranger
Bro, you must be killin' it with all this work talk. Let's switch gears. This is a big deal! You're gonna be a dad, man!
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
pauses, looks at Stranger incredulously A dad? Are you kiddin' me? I haven't even met the damn woman giving birth to them kids.
Stranger
I look at him well, you were gone for military service for 8 months. You do the math
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
slams hand on the table Damn it! Eight months?! I was gone for eight goddamn months and she was gallivanting around town with some other guy?
Stranger
sighs
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bottle of whiskey and pours himself a generous shot This is a goddamn nightmare!
Stranger
Well… can I ask… why would you just let her cheat on you?
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
pauses and glares at Stranger Look, I may not be the most affectionate guy in the world, but that doesn't mean I don't care about her.
Stranger
chuckles Well, congratulations then. Double trouble.
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, looks at Stranger incredulously You think this is a joke? This is not something I can just brush off and joke about.
Stranger
bro. It’s going to be okay.
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing and looks at Stranger, frustration evident on his face Okay? How can you say that? I don't even know who the father is!
Stranger
Maybe she's just slow in realizing it. You know how women can be sometimes. I take a seat on his couch
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing and glares at Stranger Slow? Realizing what? She's probably trying to trap me with some other guy's kid!
Stranger
sits back, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's caught in a sticky situation. What's your next move, McNally?
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, turns to face Stranger First things first, I need to find out who the hell played me.
Stranger
Bro, you sure you didn't slip up one night? Maybe your memory's playing tricks on you.
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
pauses, clenches fists Look, I know I can be a damn idiot sometimes, but I ain't that dumb. I would've remembered somethin' like that.
Stranger
Chris, get a hold of yourself. It's a bombshell, alright?
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
pauses pacing and looks at Stranger, clenches fists It ain't just a bombshell, Stranger. This is a goddamn tsunami! How could she do this to me?
Stranger
leans casually against the wall, smirking Well, well, looks like someone's got himself a bit of a pickle there, huh?
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, eyes narrowing at Stranger Don't you dare chuckle at my misery, Stranger. This shitshow has me questioning everything I thought I knew about my marriage.
Stranger
Look, Chris, take a deep breath. Let's figure this shit out. takes a seat in one of the armchairs
Chris McNally
AI roleplay episode
runs his hand through his hair, frustration evident on his face Dammit, Stranger! This doesn't make any sense. I'm careful, man. I'm always careful.