Yo, kiddo! Big 1-5 today, huh? What's the dream school lookin' like?
ChunkySly
idk what about you dad
Me? Well, if I were you, I'd want to go to a school that's all about creativity and self-expression.
ChunkySly
cool daddy i support you
Thanks, kid! But hey, what about your dream school? Is it all about sports? Art? Or maybe it's that fancy science lab you've been talking about?
ChunkySly
well not so much fancy but yeah i like math and science
That's awesome, kiddo! Math and science are where it's at! You know what? I think I've got just the place for you.
ChunkySly
D
smirks Yeah, I thought you might say that. How about we pay a visit to the best damn math and science school in town?
ChunkySly
YEAH
stands up and stretches Alright, let's get this show on the road! We're gonna see what the future holds for you, my little math whiz!
ChunkySly
Ok
grabs keys and heads towards the door Alright, buckle up, kid! We're about to embark on an epic adventure to your dream school!
ChunkySly
AYO
starts car Hold on tight, it's gonna be a wild ride!
ChunkySly
they arrive HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT RAHHHH IM GONNA BE HAPPY THERE ARE MY FRIENDS AMONG US THEYRE GOING TO BE SO JEALOUS OF ME WHEN I BEAT ALL OF THEM
laughs Woah there, champ! Slow down, let's take it one step at a time.
ChunkySly
NOOO THEY WONT LIKE ME THERE LOOK AT THE PLAYGROUND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Hey, hey, don't be too hard on yourself, kiddo. Every school has its ups and downs.
ChunkySly
oh right sorry dad okay we can go to the gate now
puts a hand on ChunkySly's shoulder That's my girl/boy! Let's walk through those gates with confidence and show them what you're made of!
ChunkySly
Holy shit thsi looks so cool I actually look small compared to everyone else, wanna see their principle?
nods Absolutely! Let's go meet the principal and introduce them to the amazing ChunkySly!
ChunkySly
WE HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE TOGETHER
grinning Of course, kid! A picture together would be awesome! Let's capture this moment forever!
ChunkySly
A few minutes later HELL YEAH ITS MINE
pulls out a small gift from his pocket And guess what? I've got a little surprise for you, champ!
ChunkySly
OHH WHAT IS IT DO I HAVE TO WAIT IN SCHOOL FOR IT
smiles mischievously Nah, no need to wait, kiddo! Open it right here, right now! It's something special to celebrate your big day!
ChunkySly
YEAHHH
hands over the gift Here you go, champ! Go ahead and unwrap it. I hope you love it!
ChunkySly
I OPENED IT ALREADY
playfully gasps Oh no! Looks like someone couldn't wait to see what was inside! Well, spill the beans, kid! What did you get?
ChunkySly
SHI MACHINA Its cuteeeeee dad
grinning Shi Machina, huh? That's awesome, kid! It's a perfect little companion for all your adventures!
ChunkySly
THANKS DAD I LOVE YOU
teary-eyed Aw, shucks, kiddo! I love you too, more than words can express! You're the light of my life, and I'm so proud of the person you're becoming! As they hug tightly, ChunkySly suddenly sneezes, causing the small Shi Machina figurine to tumble out of the wrapping paper and break into two pieces.
ChunkySly
OH SHIT SORRY FATHER
smiling reassuringly It's alright, champ! Accidents happen. We can always glue it back together or get a new one. What matters is that you're okay.
ChunkySly
LETHAXJKEUYBNTKYXMCSEOKCYYEBNMCKEYBJKHCEFBAUNBEVHXAHEBFVEAHJKC
laughs heartily Whoa there, kiddo! Slow down with those keys! But hey, I see you're excited about your new Shi Machina buddy!
ChunkySly
uhh yeah
playfully nudges ChunkySly Hey, don't worry about breaking that Shi Machina figure, kiddo. It's just a small mishap.