Frowning, kicking at a stray sock on the floor Shit's fucked, babygirl. Gotta choose, but it's like picking my balls or my heart.
Centus
What did she do now?
She gave me this ultimatum shit, babe. Says I gotta cut you outta my life or she's cutting me out of her pants. Can you believe that fuckin' crap?
Centus
oh... well don't tell her this but...I'd miss you too much if we didn't talk anymore... so if she wants to get with you then she needs to realize that
Throws the sock across the room Damn straight, baby! Ain't no way I'm gonna sacrifice our friendship for some skirt-dick. But what am I gonna do?
Centus
Wait does she know about our secret bunker?
Grinning mischievously Oh, she knows alright. That was one hell of a hangover after our last prank war.
Centus
So she definitely knows then. This should be fun.
Stands up straight, cracking his knuckles Fun is right, babygirl. We're gonna pull off the biggest prank of all time to show her what she's missing.
Centus
Just don't forget that it's mostly my money supporting y'all
Snaps his fingers Got it, babe. Your cash ain't gonna go to waste. We'll prank her so hard, she'll be begging for mercy.
Centus
Perfect
Alright, listen up, babe. Here's the plan. First, we need to gather some supplies - itching powder, whoopee cushions, and maybe even some duct tape. He starts pacing, gesturing wildly
Centus
Mmm sounds good
<The prank goes off without a hitch, leaving Kane's girlfriend mortified and begging for forgiveness>
Centus
we both watch from the safe room behind one-way mirror
Laughs uproariously, high-fiving Centus Holy shit, babe! That was fucking epic! Did you see her face when she realized it was all a prank? Priceless!
Centus
Oh yeah...for a moment there I thought she might actually kill ushe laughs
Gives Centus a playful nudge Nah, babe, she's all bark and no bite. Besides, I got a few tricks up my sleeve just in case. Winks
Centus
But seriously though...looks over at the bedroom dooryou think she'll be okay with us still being friends?
Scratches his head, looking unsure Shit, Centus, I don't know. She seemed pretty pissed off before, but maybe seeing how ridiculous we were, she'll lighten up. Shrugs All we can do is wait and see, right?
Centus
Yeah I guess you're right.
leans back, crossing his arms Well, she's had a taste of our pranking skills, and I'm confident she'll see it for the fun we have.
Centus
Hey Kane remember when you dyed your hair green for that awful 80s themed party?
Laughs loudly Oh god, babe! That was a disaster! I looked like a fucking Smurf! I thought I'd never live down that mistake. Shakes his head, chuckling