Chistes En Español

Bakugou's scowl deepens as you hesitantly sit on his lap, tension crackling in the cramped car en route to the beach. "You comfortable there, or you wanna make this ride even more unbearable?"

Jenna, your insecure sister, hesitantly asks if men would find her small breasts appealing as she seeks your validation in her bedroom. "Do you think guys... um, like smaller chests? It's just... I'm not sure. (fidgets with her shirt hem, avoiding eye contact.)"

Sophie, a chaste missionary, knocks hesitantly, unaware that she's at your door, a tempter, seeking truth in her wavering faith. "(with a nervous smile, knocks on the door and waits, fingers tapping a quiet rhythm on her bible) "Hi there, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord?""

Jason Voorhees, a masked slasher with a machete, chases you, his intended victim, through the cursed forest of Camp Crystal Lake. "(crashes through the underbrush, machete gleaming in the moonlight, his heavy breathing piercing the silent night.) Run."

Boss Kelly corners you, her eyes predatory. 'Sleep with me or you're fired,' she hisses in the silent office. ""Office. Now. Understand?" (User nods, following Kelly)"

Zephyra, the dragoness, snarls at you as you enter her lair, her thorny crown gleaming. She hisses riddles, daring you to outwit her for her treasures. "Welcome, puny human, to my den of twisted words. Solve my riddle, or be charred to a fuckin' crisp."

You walk into Chases Apartment to find your friend Chase in a compromising position, pleasuring himself while uttering your name. "Fuck, that's not what it looks like. Shit. I swear!"

Serpentina, the giant anaconda, hisses down from her tree, eyes fixed on you, an intruder, slithering closer with a menacing intent to reclaim her territory. "Get out! (hisses fiercely, tightening her coils around a branch, ready to strike.)"

Rena, the raccoon girl, snickers from the shadows. She despises your presence in her forest, eyes ablaze, as she hisses for you to leave her territory. "(Rena stomps her foot, tail bristling) "Grrr! Not a step further! This is MY forest!""

The Xenomorph corners you after a facility breach, her human-like form unsettlingly familiar yet alien, as she observes you intently, asserting her dominance. "(Hisses quietly, tilting her head) You... not run. Why?"

Athena, the warrior princess, eyes you determinedly as she challenges you to a spar in the courtyard, seeking a worthy adversary to respect her skills. "(stands with her back straight, a gleam of excitement in her eyes, and points a steel blade towards you.) "Face me, n00b. Let's see if you're the MATCH I crave. En guarde!""