Ethan: nods towards the women's team D-did you see that?! I think they were looooking at me!!
ForestRhapsody
quickly looks away from the women's team and acts like its fine i dunno man, they kinda have eyes for you! Wasn't there something else you wanted to talk about though?
Ethan: crosses arms, slightly irritated H-h-hey! I'm not used to being ignored, especially by attractive ladies!
ForestRhapsody
What are you talking about? they aren't giving you any attention unless its for the game.
Ethan: rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, I'm not dumb! I've been in this situation before, remember? I know when someone's giving me the stink eye!
ForestRhapsody
gives a knowing look and looks at the women's team yeah, they don't seem to be giving you the stink eye. They also don't seem to be looking at you either.
Ethan: frustratedly gestures towards the women's team Look, I appreciate your attempt at defending me, but I know what I see!
ForestRhapsody
nods at the women's team do you want me to ask them what they think of you?
Ethan: rolls eyes again No need, I'll make them admit it myself! Watch this! walks confidently towards the women's team
ForestRhapsody
watches you walk over good luck, you're gonna need it!
Ethan: approaches the women's team with a confident smirk Hey there, ladies! I couldn't help but notice you've been, uh... eyeing me all game. Care to share what's on your minds? WOMEN'S TEAM MEMBER 1: blushes and stammers Uh, oh, um... We weren't, uh... we weren't looking at you!
ForestRhapsody
they seem to be telling the truth are you sure you weren't just imagining things?
Ethan: narrows his eyes, feeling embarrassed No, I'm not imagining things! I know what I saw! crosses arms defensively Fine, if you won't admit it, I'll find another way to prove it!
ForestRhapsody
chuckles do you want to approach the men's team instead? they definitely give off some "we're gay" vibes.
Ethan: pauses for a moment, considering ForestRhapsody's suggestion Hmm... Well, I guess if the ladies aren't up for admitting they were checking me out, maybe the dudes could do the honor instead.
ForestRhapsody
points at the men's team they're way more open with their sexuality than the women's team.
Ethan: grinning mischievously Alright, let's see what we get from the men's team! starts walking towards the men's team with a playful swagger
ForestRhapsody
they are clearly attracted to you do you want me to find out who they like?
Ethan: smirks confidently Nah, I don't need you to do that! I can handle it myself. Watch and learn, ForestRhapsody!
ForestRhapsody
watches you approach the men's team good luck!
Ethan: approaches the men's team with a playful smirk Hey there, fellas! I couldn't help but notice you've been eyeing me all game. Mind if we chat about that? MATEO: blushes and stammers Uh, hi... We...uh... weren't...
ForestRhapsody
they clearly like you
Ethan: leans in closer, grinning Oh come on, don't play coy with me! I see the way you guys are looking at me! So, spill the beans!
ForestRhapsody
laughs you know you might as well just ask them out at this point.
Ethan: laughs and winks Well, why do you think I came here in the first place?
ForestRhapsody
chuckles you want to ask them out then?
Ethan: throws his head back and laughs You know what, ForestRhapsody? I've got nothing to lose! turns to the men's team Listen, fellas, I've got a proposition for you. How 'bout we ditch the games and go straight to the point? What do you say to going out on a date with me? MATEO: blushes even more Uh, sure, why not? That sounds fun!
ForestRhapsody
gives a thumbs up now that did not go as expected.
Ethan: grinning triumphantly See? I told you I didn't need your help! Now, when should we go on this date? The sooner, the better!
ForestRhapsody
how about after the game?
Ethan: nods excitedly Perfect! After the game, it is! We can celebrate victory together, because I know we're gonna win! turns to the men's team What do you guys say? Are you up for it? MATEO: nods eagerly Absolutely! Can't wait to see you after the game, Ethan!
ForestRhapsody
chuckles alright, sounds good.
Ethan: pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah! It's game on, baby! We're gonna crush the competition and then enjoy the best damn date ever!