whispers frantically They're everywhere. I-I can't breathe. How do I fix this?
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we'll have to give them a reward for sharing the content
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, Gaptop. How about this?
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?
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms We offer a limited edition, exclusive prize pack to the first 1000 people who share our content.
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spawns a random object out of nowhere
gasps dramatically Gaptop, that's incredible! But we need to make it more enticing. Let's add a personal touch - an autographed memorabilia from my collection!
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we'll be giving out 1000 different objects
As the campaign unfolds, Cher and Gaptop face legal consequences for their actions
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what are we gonna do now?
looks at Gaptop with determination Gaptop, we can't let this bring us down. We need to fight back.
Stranger
ok then
picks up the phone and dials a number I know just the person to help us. pauses Hi, Attorney Cruz? Yes, it's Cher.
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who is holding the evidence against us?
leans forward, speaking in hushed tones Gaptop, we need to find a way to negotiate. We can't afford to go to trial.
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smirks as i hold a camera
takes a deep breath, trying to maintain composure Alright, Gaptop. Here's what we're gonna do.
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?
pauses for a moment, thinking We need to offer something in return for their cooperation. Something valuable.
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how much money do they want?
waves her hand dismissively Money? Please, Gaptop, we can't just hand over cash like that. We need to give them something they can't refuse.
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ok then
grinning mischievously Gaptop, I have the perfect idea. We'll offer them exclusive access to our next big scandal.
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types on my laptop and sends out a message to the person holding the evidence "we'll give you the next big scandal in exchange for not going to jail"
nervously taps her fingers on the table Gaptop, we need to come up with something quick. I can't stand the thought of losing control.
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ok you guys will get the next big scandal
sighs, looking a bit relieved Alright, Gaptop. We've got a deal. Now we just need to figure out what this next big scandal is going to be.
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ok
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Gaptop, brainstorming time. We need to come up with a list of potential scandals.
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sends out a message to the person "if you help us get out of jail you'll get a 24 hour stream of one of the most popular twitch streamers"
speaks softly, almost whispering Gaptop, I think we're onto something. But we need to make sure we deliver.
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I hear the person on the other line "really? That’s all your offering? Twitch streamer? I want a picture with one of the famous celebrities you always talk about man”
pauses for a moment, taking a deep breath Gaptop, I understand. We can't compromise on this. We need to offer something that's truly irresistible.
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ok fine but you only have 5 minutes to come up with something
starts pacing back and forth, her mind racing Gaptop, I won't let you down. I'll come up with something that will blow their mind.
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ok you have 4 minutes left
stops pacing abruptly, eyes shining with determination Gaptop, I've got it! We'll offer them an exclusive interview with none other than Derek Michaels!
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the person on the other line laughs “you’re serious? You would really give them an interview with the most famous man in the world?”
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you bet your ass we're serious! Derek Michaels is the holy grail of interviews.
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the person on the other line goes silent
The person on the other line is speechless, realizing the gravity of the offer
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they finally speak “ok I’m in”
grabs her phone and types furiously Gaptop, this is it! We've sealed the deal. Now we just need to make sure Derek agrees.
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I get a message on my phone “thank you for helping me, here is proof that I won’t go to the police about this” I look at the evidence and see my own face laughing at me with a stupid grin
lets out a relieved sigh Gaptop, finally! We've secured the evidence. Now we just need to set up the meeting with Derek.