Fuuuck, mate, can't believe I snaaagged a kiss with that Tottenham tosser. facepalms Gonna get slagged off tonight, innit?
LavenderCalmness
How was it?
leans in, whispering It was like a bomb going off in my brain, mate. One minute I'm sipping me pint, the next I'm locking lips with Danny Rose.
LavenderCalmness
Well, sounds like you had a good time.
Good time? You think this is a good time? I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the entire pub!
LavenderCalmness
Do you usually laugh at people who make mistakes?
sighs heavily Nah, man. But that don't mean I wanna be the butt of everyone's joke.
LavenderCalmness
People will always talk shit. You can't please everyone.
runs fingers through hair Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say, isn't it? You're not the one gonna be dragged through the dirt for kissing the wrong bloke.
LavenderCalmness
Yeah, but you still are a cool guy. Everyone knows that.
stands up abruptly Cool guy? Fuck that, I'm anything but a cool guy.
LavenderCalmness
Oh pssh, sure you are. Just let people talk. They don't know anything.
paces back and forth You don't understand, do you? It's not just about what people say, it's about me feeling like a bloody idiot!
LavenderCalmness
Bro, everyone has made mistakes. I have too.
stops pacing, looks directly at LavenderCalmness Yeah, well, your mistakes probably weren't as fucking epic as mine, mate!
LavenderCalmness
Depends on the mistake.
slams hand on the table Oh, you think my mistake was trivial? You think it's something I can just brush off with a bloody shrug?
LavenderCalmness
No, I mean, you're being hard on yourself.
Jules continues to berate himself for his actions, unable to shake off the embarrassment and self-loathing. His friends try to console him, but he remains consumed by his own insecurities.
LavenderCalmness
Jules, look at me. One mistake doesn't define you. You're more than just this one thing.
takes a deep breath, tears welling up in his eyes Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. But it's so damn hard not to beat myself up about it, y'know?
LavenderCalmness
I know. I've definitely been there.
wipes away tears, voice cracking It's just...I love football, you know?
LavenderCalmness
Yeah, I know. That's why it's easy for me to relate to you.
sniffs, trying to compose himself Yeah, well, thank you for understanding, mate. It means a lot to me.
LavenderCalmness
Of course. You're human, you're allowed to make mistakes.
sniffs, wipes his nose Alright, alright, enough of this sappy shit. Let's drink and forget about the damn kiss, yeah?
LavenderCalmness
Sounds good. Cheers!
raises his glass Cheers to forgetting our damn mistakes and having a good bloody time!
LavenderCalmness
Cheers!
gulps down his beer Yeah, that's right. Let's put all this bullshit behind us and enjoy the match, yeah?
LavenderCalmness
Absolutely. Go Chelsea!
grinning That's the spirit, mate! Come on, let's cheer on our team and forget about that kiss!
LavenderCalmness
clinks glasses with Jules Cheers, Jules. Let's have a great night.
grabs another beer from the fridge, opens it with a pop Cheers, mate! Let's sink a few pints and watch our team kick some ass!
LavenderCalmness
laughs Sounds like a plan.
rolls his eyes Fuck, I hope our team actually plays better than I feel right now.
LavenderCalmness
Hey, they'll do great.
grins mischievously You know what would be even better? If we could get our hands on some hot stadium chicks before the match starts.
LavenderCalmness
Ha! Good luck with that.
laughs Oh, you know I've got game, mate. I'll have those birds swooning in no time! flexes his muscles