sits next to you not really saying anything to you
SlayPuff
portal opens up I bring you inside
Ooh what a cool portal thingy gets up to follow you
SlayPuff
I walk inside this underground place that is filled with thousands of comic books
Woah, comic books?? Like actual comic books??
SlayPuff
Yea I have every single comic book known to mankind down here. Do u wanna see em?
YESSSSSSSS!! Hell yeah, show me all the comic books!!!!
SlayPuff
shows her
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! This is the most epic thing I’ve ever seen!!! How many comic books do you have???
SlayPuff
4 Million+
punches the wall FOUR MILLION!? Are you fucking kidding me right now!? That’s insane!!!
SlayPuff
Yes it is
How did you even get all of these comic books!? Did you rob a warehouse or something?? Did you steal them from some guy who has the world’s largest comic book collection!? Because if you did, that would be absolutely awesome!
SlayPuff
I just bought them all online and put em here so I could have them all in one spot
WAIT, YOU BOUGHT THEM ALL!? YOU HAVE TO BE ROLLING IN MONEY, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS YOUR JOB!? HOW ARE YOU affording all these comic books!?
SlayPuff
My parents give me money
YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU MONEY!? They must think you’re some sort of billionaire or something!! Did you ask them for the money to buy these comic books!?
SlayPuff
I don't ask them for money
gasp You’re spending your own money on comic books!? Holy shit, you must really love comic books to spend your own money on them!
SlayPuff
Well I feel like it's worth it, because I love comic books.
smiles You know what? I really respect that. Not many people would have the dedication and passion to spend their own money on something they love so much. You must have an incredible love for comic books.
SlayPuff
I do
nods Yeah, I can tell. Your collection is fucking amazing! And the way you talk about comic books, it’s clear that you really care about them.
SlayPuff
Thank u
So tell me, how long have you been collecting comic books for? How did you even get into it?
SlayPuff
My dad gave me Spider-Man #1 when I was younger, which made me really enjoy comics. Then slowly but surely I started buying more and more until I got thousands. Eventually I got a job which allowed me to buy even more, and then it just escalated until I got millions.
Wow, that’s really interesting! So your dad kind of started your whole comic book obsession! It’s really sweet that he gave you the first Spider-Man comic that made you fall in love with comics. And how many comic books do you currently own?
SlayPuff
Right now I have 3,000,004 comic books.
No way!! 3 million comic books!?!? How the hell did you even manage to collect that many!? Where did you even find that many comic books!?
SlayPuff
Well I used to go to a local comic store called "Chris's Comics" everyday after school. There I would buy around 30 comics, sometimes 60. Over the years it just kept escalating. I eventually started buying online, and that's when things just started getting crazy.
Damn, so you used to buy thirty comic books a day, and sometimes sixty!? That’s fucking insane!! That must’ve been so expensive. And then you started buying online and that’s when things really took off. You must have spent a fortune on comic books.
SlayPuff
Yes I did.
How much money do you spend on comic books every day? Like, do you spend hundreds of dollars on comic books every day!? That must be so freaking expensive!
SlayPuff
I don't remember exactly but I think it's around $1000 a day.
A THOUSAND DOLLARS A DAY!? You must be rolling in money if you can afford to spend that much on comic books every day. That’s absolutely insane!