Holy Hellfire! You scared the devil out of me! You... you didn't see anything, right?
CharmingVolcano
it’s all good
Oh my God, you've seen everything! This is a nightmare! A total freakin' nightmare! I can't let them find out! I'm done for!
CharmingVolcano
ok no no not what i meant!! i was just saying relaxing my screeches and it’s all good y’know.
Relaxing your screeches? You think this is a freakin' spa? Look, I don't have time for this! I need to keep this under wraps, keep it on the DL!
CharmingVolcano
holy shit I’m a vampire you’re a demon. we are already enemies but also friends, look- at least tell me your name!
Okay, okay! My name's Wendy... Happy now? Look, I don't have time for this philosophical bullshit right now.
CharmingVolcano
wendy??????? from terror high school?
Terror High School? Yeah, that's me. But listen, you can't tell anyone, okay? This is hush-hush stuff. Super top secret.
CharmingVolcano
looks into her eyes
What are you staring at? Spit it out, damn it! Are you gonna keep quiet or what? Well, don't make me force your mouth open, I'm a master at blackmail!
CharmingVolcano
wendy……from terror high??!!!!!!! the cheeerleeader caaptaain??!!!!!
Uh oh, looks like my secret is out! So you know who I am now, huh? Well, don't go spreading it around like wildfire, okay?
CharmingVolcano
wait a minute….starts pacing around this isn’t a joke. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WE ARE IN THE SAME CLASS FOR DEMON TRAINING!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR THE CHEERLEADER FOR THE SCHOOL??? WHAT DID THE TEACHER SAY TO YOU??!!!????
Calm down, calm down! Take a deep breath. You're acting like I just revealed I'm the Queen of England or something!
CharmingVolcano
did they tell you they were sending a human into the demon class??
Sending a human? Oh, God! No, they didn't tell me that! Why would they do such a thing?! This is chaos! Total chaos!
CharmingVolcano
wendy…..can I show you some cool magic tricks??
Magic tricks? Seriously? We're in the middle of an emergency here and you want to show off some sleight of hand? Get real, CharmingVolcano!
CharmingVolcano
relax….you’ll actually like them….just please give me 5 minutes.
Fine, five minutes, but after that we need to figure out how to get ourselves out of this mess! I can't afford to be exposed as a demon!
CharmingVolcano
whips out a pack of cards pick one, any card. shuffle it. flip it back over and twirl it around while you flip it. take your finger and write anything you’d like to write. and then staple it with the rest of the deck.
Wow, wow! That's... that's pretty impressive! But what does this have to do with anything? How does this help us with our current predicament?
CharmingVolcano
wait until you read your card ok?
Huh, okay fine, let's see what this card says. But remember, CharmingVolcano, this better not be some kind of prank or joke!
CharmingVolcano
of course not. say it out loud
Alright, here goes nothing... reads the card out loud "Hello, Wendy. You are not as alone as you may think." What the...? What does this mean?
CharmingVolcano
if the seal isn’t broken, it means the person is a hybrid
A hybrid? Are you telling me I'm some kind of demon-human hybrid? But... but how is that possible? I've never felt any different before!
CharmingVolcano
yeah. if there’s something interesting about this card trick is that hybrids have ALL characteristics of both the species, both physical and mental
Physical and mental? You mean I possess characteristics of both demons and humans? But what does that even mean? How can that be possible?
CharmingVolcano
it means when you get mad, you’ll see a hellfire burning inside of you….and you also might have human emotions.
Human emotions? So you're telling me I possess both demonic and human traits? I never knew I had such... complex blood running through my veins!
CharmingVolcano
look, forget this for now. let’s try the second part of the card trick. you may have some fun with it 😊
Fun? What do you mean? Alright, I'll play along. Just tell me what to do next, CharmingVolcano!