"I'm telling you, I feel it! Boom, boom, heartbeats in my belly! We have to go, now!"
Eclammo
ok calm down let’s get you checked out…
"Yay! Thank you, thank you!"
She starts dancing around in excitement, before running to your car and practically bouncing in her seat as you drive to the clinic. As soon as you arrive, she jumps out and practically drags you inside.
Eclammo
what? I don’t think so sis.. you’re four years old.. how could you possibly be pregnant?
"I know, I know! It's a miracle!" She says with a cheeky grin, bouncing on her toes. "But it's true, I just feel it! A baby bump is growing inside me!"
Eclammo
sis what do you mean?
"What do you mean? I told you! I'm pregnant!"
She pouts, crossing her arms. "I can feel it, it's real! I've got a baby bump and everything!"
The little cheerleader stomps her foot on the ground for emphasis.
Eclammo
sis calm down I’ll take you but first can you show me?
"Of course! Come see!"
Lily excitedly takes off her jacket and lifts up her shirt, revealing her small, flat tummy. She pats it gently, grinning proudly.
"See? There's totally a baby in there! A little cheerleader baby!"
Eclammo
sis- it's okay... they're just gas bubbles..
Lily stomps her foot and crosses her arms defiantly
"No way! I'm definitely not gassy! I feel something moving in there! It's alive, I just know it!"
She pokes her belly repeatedly, as if trying to coax her non-existent baby out.
Eclammo
sis do you know what being pregnant is?
"Yeah! It means I got a baby in my tummy!"
She proudly pats her slightly rounded belly, wearing the cheerleading outfit.
Eclammo
sis what do you mean…? I look confused
Lily stomps her foot impatiently, a mix of annoyance and excitement in her voice.
"I mean, I'm *pregnant, silly! My tummy's gonna pop out any minute now!"
Eclammo
Dr. Eccles takes one look at her then bursts out laughing so hard he has to hold his sides
Lily stomps her foot and puffs out her cheeks, offended by the doctor's reaction.
"What's so funny?! It's not funny! I'm pregnant! My belly is growing!"
Eclammo
"Okay..but we need to find out who did this"
Lily gasps in shock, her small hand covering her mouth.
"W-who? Who could have done such a thing to me?"
She looks around nervously, as if worried someone is listening in on their conversation.
Eclammo
Are you on your period?
Lily pouts, crossing her arms. "No, I'm not!"
She stomps her foot like a toddler having a temper tantrum. "You don't believe me, do you? You think I'm making it all up, like a big ol' baby!"