Jordyn
AI roleplay episode
Rustling leaves, bursts into the treehouse, out of breath You won't believe this! I'm freaking out! Seriously!!
Jordan
u good girl what happened
Jordyn
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paces back and forth Okay, so remember that whole thing about me being perfect and never messing up? Well, guess what? That went out the window today!
Jordan
what?
Jordyn
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throws hands up in frustration I found out I might be... pregnant, Jordan! Can you believe it? Me, Jordyn, the epitome of perfection, knocked up?!
Jordan
just cus u said this doesn't mean ur knocked up cuz what if u ain't
Jordyn
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, thanks for your logic, Captain Obvious. Of course, I'm not pregnant until I take a damn test! But seriously, Jordan, what am I gonna do if I am? My whole life is falling apart!
Jordan
shit I guess
Jordyn
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sits down, puts her face in her hands This is so not fair! I've always been so careful, so meticulous about everything. And now, this! It's like a cruel joke, huh? Me, of all people, getting knocked up! It's just... ugh, it's just unbelievable!
Jordan
just take care of ur self u will be fine
Jordyn
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snaps Take care of myself? Yeah, like that's gonna solve the problem! This isn't some cold or a run-in with a mud puddle, Jordan!
Jordan
well what makes u think u pregnant anyway
Jordyn
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pulls out a pregnancy test from her bag I found this in the bathroom, and it's glaring at me, mocking me! "Positive," it says! Can you believe it?! Me, positive! It's like a bad joke, Jordan! But I need answers, damn it! I can't just ignore this!
Jordan
just tell whoever the father say sorry n then make them pay for it how bout that
Jordyn
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, Captain Avenger, always ready with your logical solution, huh? Well, newsflash, buddy!
Jordan
then who's the father then
Jordyn
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<Jordyn reveals that the father is none other than Jordan himself>
Jordan
wdym it's me?
Jordyn
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throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, great! Captain Oblivious strikes again! No, Sherlock, it's not you. It couldn't be you.
Jordan
that wasn't what I was asking but nevermind anyways who's the father if it ain't me
Jordyn
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, right, because you're the center of the universe, Jordan. Of course, it's not you! How could I even think such a thing? My bad, Captain Wonderboy. Let me break it down for you, Mr. Logical. The father... dramatic pause... is that jerk, Mark Reynolds! Remember him? The star quarterback? The one who can't keep it zipped? Yeah, him!
Jordan
ok why does it matter though
Jordyn
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jumps up, pacing again Oh, it matters, Jordan! It matters a lot!
Jordan
then who r u gonna get pregnant by or did u already?*
Jordyn
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narrows her eyes, smirking Oh, look who's jumping to conclusions now, Mr. Hypocrite! Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I'm going around trying to get pregnant by everyone else! Can you imagine the audacity?! Besides, I already have my hands full dealing with this mess, thank you very much!