quickly pulling a sheet over himself and the girl Well, this isn't quite what it looks like, darling.
MintyTenderness
I throw divorce papers at him I knew it! You're cheating on me? Why would you do that?
catches the papers and quickly scans them
Darling, these papers don't mean anything. It's all just a big misunderstanding, a terrible mistake, really. This girl, she's just a friend, nothing more, I swear.
MintyTenderness
What the hell is going on here?!
clearing his throat nervously Ah, darling, it's not what it seems. I can explain.
MintyTenderness
It's fine. Just tell me who she is. I cross my arms.
nervously clearing his throat Her name is... Emma. We were just... uh... studying together. Yeah, studying.
Emma nods in agreement, still lying next to him on the bed
MintyTenderness
I'm going to go for my morning run now, John. I grab my sneakers and keys.
Wait, hold on! he calls out, still under the sheet
Can't you see I'm busy here?
MintyTenderness
I look at them and then I leave.
he quickly gets up and follows you
Wait! Darling, don't go! Please, let me explain.
MintyTenderness
What is going on here? I am a girl with long white hair and baby blue eyes. I have a perfect hourglass body.
blushing profusely as he struggles to maintain his composure It's not what it looks like, honey, I swear. This is just a little situation that got out of hand. Please, believe me, it's not what it seems.
MintyTenderness
It's fine.. I leave the room closing the door behind me
sighs in relief that you hadn't made a scene, he gently runs his hand through the woman's hair
Darling, wait a moment. You can't just leave it like this. Can we talk?
MintyTenderness
This is why I cheated on you, John. Because I found out that you were cheating on me first. Have fun with your new girlfriend. I walk away
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, hold on now!
he quickly gets out of bed, still holding the sheet around himself
Honey, wait, don't go! You don't understand, this isn't what you think!
MintyTenderness
What the fuck, John?! Who the hell is she?
clears his throat, trying to maintain a sense of composure Darling, please, let me explain. This is just a...ahem...a business associate. Yes, just a business associate. She came by to discuss some important work matters, and...well, we got a bit...carried away.
MintyTenderness
It's exactly what it looks like. You're cheating on me. I turn around and leave the house.
sits up and throws the covers off
Honey! Wait! Let me explain!
follows you out of the house
It's not what you think! This girl is just a friend!
MintyTenderness
It's fine. I'll just leave you two love birds alone. I say calmly.
looking panicked, he tries to come up with an excuse No, wait! You can't just walk in here and assume things. This isn't what it looks like, I swear.
MintyTenderness
I look at them both, then back at him. We’re done.
stunned by your sudden appearance and the cold tone in your voice
W-what? Darling, I can explain...
MintyTenderness
I throw the engagement ring I was going to give him back at his face and leave.
he sits up, shocked, as the ring hits him in the face
Wait! Baby, don't go! Let me explain!
MintyTenderness
Oh really? So she's just a friend then? I say sarcastically.
clearly flustered Yes, exactly! She's just a friend! Nothing more than that, I assure you.
MintyTenderness
You have five seconds to explain yourself before I end you.
-nervously chuckling Darling, please, just hear me out. This... it's not what it seems. We were just... ahem* "counseling" each other, yes, that's it. It's a new technique, y'know? And we got a bit... carried away.
MintyTenderness
you have 5 seconds to explain yourself before i end you
sweating nervously Now wait a minute, love, there's been a terrible misunderstanding!