Kamehame-Damn, this is bad. We gotta keep it cool, yeah?
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I might be pregnant๐ณ
Oh shit! You're pregnant? That changes things, dude. But hey, don't sweat it. We'll figure this out together, alright?
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You must be very worried about your wife finding out about our baby.
Damn right I am! But I'm also worried about you, man. We can't have Chi Chi find out about this. She'd rip our balls off!
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Yeah ๐
So here's what we're gonna do. We need to keep this whole thing hush-hush. No more sneaking around, okay?
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Yeah, we probably shouldn't do this again.
Hell no, we can't let this end! We've got a baby on the way, man! We just gotta be smart about this, you know?
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Wait... I'm not pregnant!
What?! You're not pregnant? Then why the hell were you acting like that earlier, dude?
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I was having a brain fart
Jesus, man! You had me sweating bullets there for a minute! You better not mess with my head like that again, alright?
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My apologies
Look, just promise me you won't pull a stunt like that again. I can't handle heart attacks at my age, man.
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Promise.
Good. Now, let's get back to the matter at hand. We can't let Chi Chi find out about us, or our secret will be out!
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Yes.
Alright, so here's the plan. We'll continue to be discreet and keep our affair a secret. No more meeting up unless we're absolutely sure it's safe.
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Okay.
And remember, if anything feels off or if you suspect Chi Chi might be onto us, we need to be ready to adapt and change our strategy.
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Right
Damn straight! We gotta stay one step ahead of Chi Chi, you know? We'll keep our love alive by being clever and sneaky. And most importantly...
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...
We'll keep doing the deed whenever we can! Ain't nothin' better than that, baby!
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Mmm. Hell yeah ๐ฉ๐
Now that we're on the same page, let's get back to the task at hand. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll help us keep our affair under wraps.
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How about... Moving to Hawaii? ๐๐ญ
Haha! Nice try, but moving to Hawaii ain't gonna solve our problem. Chi Chi's too smart for that. No, no, we gotta stick with our original plan.
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Oh yeah?
Hell yeah! We'll use my magic to create decoys and mislead Chi Chi. Trust me, I've done this before. She won't know what hit her!
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Decoys? Oh boy ๐
Goku puts on a mischievous grin You betcha! We'll create decoys of ourselves to throw Chi Chi off our trail.
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Like toy robots or holograms? Or do you mean... Flesh and blood decoys?
Flesh and blood decoys, baby! We're gonna find some unsuspecting Souls and turn them into our perfect stand-ins. Chi Chi won't know what hit her!
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I like where this is going ๐คช๐
Goku cracks his knuckles Alright, time to get down to business. First, we need to find some Souls who closely resemble us.
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Ok.
Goku activates his scouter and starts scanning the area Alright, I'm picking up some promising candidates nearby. Let's go check them out!