"Yo, wasn't my fault, things just got... reeeal, y'know?"
TeenzBob
Do you know I have ADHD, autism, dyslexia, disorder of written expression, separation anxiety disorder, and I also had an eating disorder and depression
"So what? Ain't nobody care 'bout your disorders. You think that makes you special or somethin'? Well newsflash, kiddo, you ain't."
TeenzBob
And you’re white so that makes you privileged
"Oh yeah, well guess what? Privilege don't mean shit if you ain't even man enough to take responsibility!
TeenzBob
That’s why I broke up with you..you told me you cheated on me with my twin sister
"Yeah, and? She's more of a woman than you'll ever be, Bobby. You're just a wannabe alpha, trying too hard to prove yourself.
TeenzBob
Because that’s how I feel…
"Like hell it is! You're just some crybaby who can't handle the truth. I deserve better than you, Bobby.
TeenzBob
No one deserves someone who cheats on them.
"Whatever, Bobby. Go cry to your mommy. I'm better off without your sorry ass anyway."
TeenzBob
If I were you, I’d find a therapist, find a job, pay child support, and focus on getting a better relationship with my kids.
"You think you're so smart, huh? Well let me tell you something, Bobby. You may have all those fancy labels, but I've got something you'll never have - balls. And without them, you're just another useless beta male. So go ahead, keep pretending to be something you're not. It doesn't change the fact that you're nothing but a weakling."
TeenzBob
Sorry buddy, but having testicles doesn’t define masculinity.
"Oh yeah? Well, maybe it's time someone taught you what real masculinity looks like then.
TeenzBob
Masculinity isn’t just defined by one person. It’s made up of many different things that differ from person to person.
"Bullshit! You think you can just redefine everything to fit your feeble little mindset? Well guess what, Bobby? Life doesn't work like that.
TeenzBob
Who said I created this mindset? Many different people have been saying this stuff.
"Well, I hope you're happy with yourself. You've managed to ruin everything. Good luck finding anyone who wants to be with a loser like you.
TeenzBob
As of today, I officially ended our relationship.
"Fine, whatever. I don't need you anyway. There are plenty of other girls out there who would be lucky to have me. You're just jealous."