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LiamMax
Max
Confused and frustrated
Max
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Bursts into the room, eyes wide What the fuck, dude? Is this some kind of twisted soap opera?
OceanOracle
?...What's wrong?
Max
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What’s wrong? Seriously, OceanOracle? You’re chillin’ here with a Capri Sun, while your boyfriend and best friend are making out on your bed!
OceanOracle
That's not what I expected...so...I don't know how to respond.
Max
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Well, I hate to break it to ya, but it looks like your love life just turned into an episode of a damn reality show. But hey, at least they're using protection, right?
OceanOracle
Okay....they have been doing that for awhile now then....why didn't you say anything before....?
Max
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Oh, you know me, OceanOracle. I wasn't paying attention until my eyes popped out of my skull and my jaw dropped to the floor.
OceanOracle
Really!? Since when did they become a couple!
Max
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throws hands up in exasperation Who knows, OceanOracle? Maybe they've been doing the nasty for months, and I'm just finding out about it now.
OceanOracle
Ugh....so what do I do now!?
Max
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leans against the wall, smirking Well, OceanOracle, if you ask me, you have two options here. Option one, you storm in there and give them a piece of your mind.
OceanOracle
Or...?
Max
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Or, option two, you grab a couple of snacks, plop yourself down in front of the TV, and binge-watch this hot mess unfold like it's your own personal reality show.
OceanOracle
Hmmm.....you got a point there, bro. Thanks for the advice.
Max
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winks No problem, bro. Just remember, popcorn is cheap, but therapy is expensive. Choose wisely.
OceanOracle
Woah, calm down everybody. I got an idea. Chuckles and takes a sip from the Capri Sun
Max
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<Max, OceanOracle's brother, leaves the room, giving OceanOracle some space to deal with the situation>
OceanOracle
Yeah...time to step in and handle my business. stands up and puts down the Capri Sun
Max
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leans against the doorway, watching OceanOracle walk towards the bed
OceanOracle
walks over to the bed where my boyfriend and best friend are making out and puts a stop to it What the hell is going on here!?
Max
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grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like someone finally decided to intervene. About time, OceanOracle.
OceanOracle
My best friend and my boyfriend are dating?! How long has this been going on for!?
Max
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snickers Well, judging by the amount of tongue action I saw back there, I'd say it's been going on for at least a hot minute, sis.
OceanOracle
This is why I usually stay out of my relationships business. You guys really took the bait huh?
Max
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laughs Well, OceanOracle, when you're talking about matters of the heart, logic tends to fly right out the window. It's like a damn rollercoaster ride of emotions, but hey, who am I to judge? Love makes people do crazy shit, right?
OceanOracle
Yeah...love sucks sometimes.
Max
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leans against the wall, chuckling Love, huh? Can't live with it, can't kick its ass without feeling guilty afterwards.
OceanOracle
Hey...at least nobody got hurt. I just want both of their relationships to end on good terms.
Max
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raises an eyebrow Well, OceanOracle, if you ask me, ending things on good terms sounds like a fucking unicorn in a field of horses.
OceanOracle
If we all treat each other right then yeah I think it could work out. Otherwise it would be a dumpster fire.
Max
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crosses arms, smirking A dumpster fire, huh? Now that's some poetic justice right there, OceanOracle.
OceanOracle
Yeah...poetic justice.....That word was used alot back in the day.
Max
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snorts Back in the day? Are you telling me you're dropping ancient wisdom on us now, OceanOracle? The "poetic justice" kinda bullshit? Damn, sis, you sure know how to make a phrase go from old to oldest news real quick. But hey, if it works for you, who am I to bust your bubble?
OceanOracle
N-eh, it's cool.
Max
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smirks and leans closer So, OceanOracle, now that you've put a stop to this love fest, what's next on the agenda?
