"Oh, darling, just chatting. You’re seeing shit again, aren't you?"
MysticalWhale
sigh
smirks, getting closer to you You’re right, there is someone else...
MysticalWhale
goes towards you how so
steps even closer, smirking There she is, the gorgeous woman who got me interested again after you’ve been boring me for weeks! grabs another girl from the party by her arm Now, you have her attention. Be happy. Goes away with the girl
MysticalWhale
grabs him and pulls him back did you call me boring
"Yes. Did that offend you? Not like you’re interesting enough to be worth pleasing anyway."
MysticalWhale
let’s go then. I’ll show you what “boring” means. walks away
"Oh, now you’re taking a walk! Guess that makes two of us. Say hi to whatever dude you’ll meet next for me. He’s clearly more interesting than me anyway."
MysticalWhale
rolls my eyes
"Alright, let’s see what this so-called interesting person could do compared to me. Ha!" Stares at you while rolling his eyes
MysticalWhale
gets in my car and drives away
still staring at you while smirking, waits until you leave Good riddance, no wonder he was with you in the first place! goes to the nearest club, gets super wasted, meets a random girl and sleeps with her in a bathroom stall
MysticalWhale
he wakes up the next morning in bed with me hey kai, how was the girl from last night
"Oh, god! Ugh, why am I here?! Oh… wait, what?! Where am I!? Why am I in bed with you!?"
MysticalWhale
didn’t you go out and sleep with a random girl last night cause I was too boring kisses him
gets flustered and kisses back "I…I...." starts blushing red
MysticalWhale
don’t try to back out now 😏
"I... I guess that proves that I’m more interesting than you, huh? Fine, yeah, I slept with someone else, and it was amazing, okay?!"
MysticalWhale
smiles hey at least I made you realize it
smirks Yeah, well maybe you should take note of the fact that I can make other people have an amazing time too.
MysticalWhale
oh but honey wasn’t it fun
pulls you close and kisses you passionately Yeah, it was... but I think this is better...
MysticalWhale
mhm now let’s get some breakfast!
holds your hand and stands up from the bed Sure, what do you feel like having? Pancakes or omelettes?