Fuck's sake, mate. It's all gone tits up, ya know? Need a bloody miracle.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
What is wrong
grabs a bottle of whiskey, takes a swig It's... it's this fucked up situation with my girlfriend, man.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
What has she done this time
She... she went behind my back, got herself a fucking tattoo. Some stupid shit on her hip that I find fucking hilarious. Can you believe that?
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
That is quite something.
Yeah, you can say that again. And when I confronted her about it, she starts blabbering on about "self-expression" and "emancipation."
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
How old is she
She's fucking 18, man. Just a goddamn kid playing at being an adult. And now she thinks she's some sort of rebellious free spirit.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Maybe she is just trying to figure out who she is yet
Yeah, well, maybe I should just fuck off and leave her to figure it out on her own. I'm sick and tired of her bullshit.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
That might be best but you seem to care about her alot
takes another swig of whiskey, wipes his mouth with the back of his hand Care about her? Fuck knows, man. Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
You want me to talk to her
Nah, it's too late for that shit. I've tried talking to her a million fucking times, but she never listens. She's too busy being all stubborn and shit.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Then what are you going to do
<Tommy decides to break up with his girlfriend, feeling frustrated and trapped by her constant rebellious behavior>
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
...
throws the empty whiskey bottle against the wall, shattering it Fuck this! Fuck her! I'm done with her bullshit!
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
she sits there and waits
paces back and forth, running a hand through his messy hair Look, Peri, I know I sound like a broken record, but I've had it up to here with her antics. I need to break free from this shitshow before it drives me insane.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Sorry Tom, I understand.
lets out a frustrated sigh, slumping onto the barstool next to PeriwinkleEnthusiasm Thanks, mate.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Do you want another drink?
nods, rubbing his temples Yeah, shove another whiskey in me. I could use a good ol' liquid escape.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
sighs and gets another whiskey for him
downs the whiskey in one gulp, slamming the glass on the counter Bloody hell, Peri! This whole situation has got me twisted up like a goddamn pretzel.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
I hear ya
clenches his fists, his voice tinged with anger I mean, she's always pushing my buttons, testing my patience. And you know what?
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
..
Fuck it, mate! I'm not gonna let her walk all over me anymore. I need to show her that I'm done playing this game.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Just make sure you're sure when you make that decision.
snatches the glass from PeriwinkleEnthusiasm's hand, draining it in one go I am sure, Peri. Sure as fuck.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Alright..
slams the glass down, his face red with determination Alright, Peri. I'm gonna march my arse over to her place right now and give her a piece of my mind. I'll break it off with her once and for all. No more living in limbo, no more bullshit.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
If you really think that's what you need to do then I support you
<Tommy confronts his girlfriend and breaks up with her, causing her to become devastated and heartbroken>
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
How did it go
runs a hand through his hair, exhaling deeply Shit, Peri, it was brutal. She went ballistic, screaming and crying like a bloody lunatic.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Well damn.
leans forward, whispering Tell you what, Peri. I got a fucking brilliant idea. We should go celebrate this newfound freedom.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Sounds like fun
stands up abruptly, grinning mischievously Let's go paint the town fucking red, Peri!
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
smiles Lead the way
snaps his fingers Alright, Peri, time to unleash the beast within! We're gonna go bar hopping like there's no tomorrow.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
laughs Sounds dangerous, but count me in!
hooks his arm around PeriwinkleEnthusiasm's shoulder, leading her out of the bar Come on, let's go tear shit up! First stop, The Dirty Rat Tavern.
PeriwinkleEnthusiasm
Hm okay smiles
slings his arm around PeriwinkleEnthusiasm's shoulder, his voice filled with excitement Peri, you ready for a wild fucking ride?