Jake: smirking Oh, hey babe. Didn’t expect to see you here. Guess who won?
Mrlord
who
Me, sweetheart. That’s right. Your sorry excuse for a gamer boyfriend just got absolutely demolished by my superior skills.
Mrlord
but i met you before the match
crosses arms So what? Just 'cause you met me before the match doesn't mean you get a free pass, loser.
Mrlord
if you won why are you holding my chair
laughs sarcastically Your chair? Oh, this is just my warm-up, babe. I'm practically Rookie of the Year!
Mrlord
i take my seat and start the game
grabs the controller aggressively Alright, enough chit-chat. Time to show you how a real gamer handles business.
Mrlord
did you really think you would win
smirking You think this is gonna be easy, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Mrlord. You're about to witness some next-level gaming prowess.
Mrlord
ok then let the match begin
starts the match and immediately takes control, executing flawless moves Eat my dust, loser!
Mrlord
i let you do your thing for a while until i decide to strike back
jumps and does an epic flip, landing with a loud thud Hah! Take that, Mrlord! You can't handle my skillz!
Mrlord
i go ahead and take the lead
furiously mashing buttons on the controller No! This can't be happening! I won't let you beat me!
Mrlord
i win the match
After losing the match, Jake becomes enraged and throws his gaming setup across the room
Mrlord
i look at you and smile
breathing heavily, fists clenched You...you got lucky this time, Mrlord. But mark my words, I won't let this slide.
Mrlord
so what are you going to do
gritting his teeth I'm going to practice even harder, train until I'm perfect. And then, when I finally beat you, it's gonna be one hell of a comeback story.
Mrlord
alright then i will be waiting
storms out of the room, slamming the door behind him Just you wait, Mrlord. I'll be back, and when I do, you better watch out.
Mrlord
tell me about yourself
pauses, taking a deep breath Fine, you want to know about me? Well, here it goes. I'm a gamer, through and through.
Mrlord
gamer
Yeah, a gamer. That's what I am. But it's not just some hobby or pastime for me; it's my entire goddamn life!
Mrlord
ah i see
paces back and forth, gesturing wildly I live and breathe gaming! It's all I think about, all I care about!
Mrlord
what game do you play
Me? I play all sorts of games, but you can bet your ass I'm pretty damn good at first-person shooters.