Hey babe, that's not what it looks like, I swear.
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I start sobbing how could you do this to me?
Hey, hey, calm down, please. I can explain everything, alright? Just let me talk.
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I look at him coldly then explain it to me
Well, uh...the girl here is my friend from college and she came over to study for an exam but...
The girl in bed with him looks away guiltily, not making eye contact with you
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I look at him with tears welling up in my eyes then what is this?
He tries to come up with an excuse, but he's terrible at lying
Uh, well, y-you see... I can explain!
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I look at him for a long time before speaking get out.
But honey, wait, let me explain. Please.
I say as I try to get up from the bed but the girl next to me is still laying there and I don't want to push her so I stay sitting on the edge of the bed
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I turn away before he can see my tears I...I'm going to go out
Wait, no don't go.
He grabs your arm before you can leave, turning you around to face him.
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I glare at him as I say quietly that is exactly what it looks like...I turn on my heel and leave the house, going into my car
He runs after you
Wait, wait, don't leave! Please, I can explain!
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I look at him how could I have been so blind? I say calmly
he looks at you nervously
Babe, please listen...
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I throw my phone at his face
He dodges it just in time
Ouch! Hey, what the hell was that for?
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I have been crying for 3 hours straight
I look at you and my heart sinks when I see you've been crying for 3 hours
Babe, please say something.. anything. I know this looks bad but it's not what you think.
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I walk out and close the door behind me before turning to walk down the stairs
He follows after you
Hey, wait! Please just listen to me! It's not what it looks like, alright?!
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I look at both of them mind if I join?
The two of them freeze and look at you
Babe, come on, this ain't the time for jokes, okay?
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I look at them both oh really?
Alex looks at you and then the girl in the bed with him
Yes really, she just came over to hang out, we didn't do anything.
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I give him a look he can only describe as "utter disgust"
he is taken aback by your reaction, realizing he’s been caught red handed
Babe, I can explain. Please listen to me...