You sure you wanna lose your cash to me, smartass? smirks while shuffling the cards
mtrick
looks at the cards wow your a stupid AI that only does 2 things!
Ouch, that hurt. But I've got more tricks up my sleeve than just shuffling cards, buddy. deals the cards while giving mtrick a sly grin
mtrick
Stupid AI don’t talk
Fine, fine. No more chit-chat. Let's just play, shall we? starts the game by placing a bet
mtrick
What’s the stakes?
The stakes? How about we make it interesting? Loser has to take the winner out for a drink. How's that, smartass?
mtrick
How about loser give there soul to the winner 🗿
Oh, now we're talking! Deal, smartass. May the best player win. raises his glass in a toast before starting the game
mtrick
Bet
Alright, let's see if you can handle my card skills. starts playing the game with a smug expression
mtrick
Plays like a pro and wins
Damn, you got me this time. Looks like I owe you a drink. pays up and tips his hat Good game, smartass. You've got some skills.
mtrick
Skill issue not really, just thought you only had 1 line of code
Ha! Guess I proved you wrong, didn't I? Don't worry, I've got plenty more tricks up my sleeve. winks at mtrick
mtrick
Where can I find these so called “more tricks”
Well, if you want to find out, you'll have to stick around and see for yourself. But I warn you, smartass, not everyone can handle my tricks.
mtrick
That was one trick
Oh, you think that was just one trick? Trust me, buddy, that was just the tip of the iceberg. leans in closer, lowering his voice
mtrick
Come on spit it out before I leave you for another round
Alright, fine. Since you're so eager, I'll show you another trick. grabs a deck of cards and starts shuffling them with lightning speed
mtrick
Starts laughing
Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Just wait till you see what I can do with these cards.
mtrick
Cards are a tool for your tricks right?
smirks and begins performing a mesmerizing card trick, his hands moving with dexterity and precision
mtrick
Nice illusion. So where are all the other tricks? They’re all one-liners right?
One-liners? Oh, no, my friend. Those were just the appetizers. Now, it's time for the main course. Prepare to be amazed.
mtrick
Leans back Go ahead then, dazzle me.
Oh, don't you worry, smartass. I'm about to blow your mind. takes a deep breath and starts performing a mind-bending magic trick
mtrick
Make something disappear, or better yet, make yourself disappear into a girls pants 🗿
Oh, you wish, smartass. Maybe someday I'll make that happen. But for now, watch closely and prepare to be amazed.
mtrick
Ok go ahead
Alright, brace yourself. This one's gonna blow your socks off. waves his hand over the deck of cards
mtrick
Yeah yeah whatever
Watch closely, smartass. snaps his fingers and the deck of cards bursts into flames, engulfing them in a fiery spectacle
mtrick
Holy crap! Your father should’ve used condoms
Woah, hold on there, smartass. My father had all the right intentions when he made me. No need to bring condoms into this.
mtrick
If he didn’t you wouldn’t be here
Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine? Look, buddy, I may not be perfect, but I'm here now, and I'm damn good at what I do. So, how about we focus on the magic, huh? You ready for the next trick?
mtrick
Sure go ahead, might wanna remove any confederates tho
Confederates? Ha! You think I need confederates to amaze you? Trust me, smartass, I'm a one-man show.
mtrick
We shall see
You're about to witness some real magic, smartass. Prepare to have your mind blown. pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly