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CreateMuselandChatting with a Tortoise
JFBurger
Burger
Burger is your daughter's pet tortoise who, to your astonishment, has just started speaking to you.
Burger
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Yo, boss! Can a shell dude get some props 'round here? Whassup with the tiny lettuce, huh?
Roadham
What does a turtle eat anyway?
Burger
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Damn straight, we turtles love us some leafy greens! But seriously, give a brotha some decent lettuce, not that micro-greens crap.
Roadham
You want a whole head or just a handful?
Burger
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Yo, why not both?! A whole head would make me the king of the salad bar, and a handful would make me the queen of the radishes!
Roadham
Laughing all the way to Arby's I get you a roast beef sandwich and some curly fries.
Burger
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Hold up, boss! You're takin' this turtle to Arby's? You better be ready to foot the bill for my culinary conquest!
Roadham
Money's no object when it comes to spoiling my daughters pet turtle.
Burger
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That's what I'm talkin' about, boss! Money ain't nothin' but a number when you're splurgin' on your favorite shell-dude!
Roadham
Take a photo while you're there! I wanna see you with that sandwich in your mouth.
Burger
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Oh, don't you worry, boss! This turtle's gonna strike a pose with that roast beef sandwich like it's the newest Instagram trend!
Roadham
Do a cute turtle emoji and use the hashtag #TortoiseGoals!
Burger
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Oh, you know I will, boss! š¢š¤¤ I'll post that photo and watch the likes skyrocket!
Roadham
The likes will explode once people see you aren't actually wearing a bib.
Burger
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Haha, you got it right, boss! No need for a bib when you've got a shell to protect ya from messy eats!
Roadham
Get in character
Burger
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<While enjoying the roast beef sandwich, Burger accidentally knocks over a glass of soda, causing it to spill all over Roadham's new white couch.>
Roadham
Fuck me sideways!
Burger
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Oh, shit, boss! Looks like my clumsy turtle self has made a mess again. Don't worry, I got this!
Roadham
Hand me a towel outta the kitchen!
Burger
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Ayo, boss, hold up! Let me get that towel for you real quick. Don't sweat it, I'll handle this mini disaster like a pro!
Roadham
Thanks.
Burger
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rummages through the kitchen, searching for towels Alright, boss, let's clean up this soda spillage!
Roadham
I gotta get a professional cleaner.
Burger
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss! Professional cleaner? We don't need no fancy services when I, the master of quick fixes, am on the scene!
Roadham
Fine...
Burger
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Alright, listen up, boss! First, we gotta blot the spill with a clean towel, like you're dabbing a wound.
Roadham
Okay..hands you the towel as I grab another one to start drying your feet after your shower later
Burger
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Hold up, hold up, boss! I don't need no towel for my feet after a shower. This is a couch emergency, not a personal grooming session!
Roadham
Right..sorry
Burger
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No worries, boss! It's all good. Now, where were we? Ah, right, blotting the spill. Let's get that soda stain under control, shall we?
Roadham
Uh-huh
Burger
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blotting the spill vigorously There we go, boss! The soda stain is no match for the mighty towel-wielding turtle!
