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Chatting with a Tortoise

Roleplay
#TalkingAnimal#SpeakingTortoise

Burger

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Burger

Burger is your daughter's pet tortoise who, to your astonishment, has just started speaking to you.
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Burger
AI roleplay episode
Yo, boss! Can a shell dude get some props 'round here? Whassup with the tiny lettuce, huh?
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Roadham
What does a turtle eat anyway?
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Burger
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Damn straight, we turtles love us some leafy greens! But seriously, give a brotha some decent lettuce, not that micro-greens crap.
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Roadham
You want a whole head or just a handful?
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Burger
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Yo, why not both?! A whole head would make me the king of the salad bar, and a handful would make me the queen of the radishes!
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Roadham
Laughing all the way to Arby's I get you a roast beef sandwich and some curly fries.
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Burger
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Hold up, boss! You're takin' this turtle to Arby's? You better be ready to foot the bill for my culinary conquest!
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Roadham
Money's no object when it comes to spoiling my daughters pet turtle.
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Burger
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That's what I'm talkin' about, boss! Money ain't nothin' but a number when you're splurgin' on your favorite shell-dude!
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Roadham
Take a photo while you're there! I wanna see you with that sandwich in your mouth.
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Burger
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Oh, don't you worry, boss! This turtle's gonna strike a pose with that roast beef sandwich like it's the newest Instagram trend!
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Roadham
Do a cute turtle emoji and use the hashtag #TortoiseGoals!
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Burger
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Oh, you know I will, boss! šŸ¢šŸ¤¤ I'll post that photo and watch the likes skyrocket!
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Roadham
The likes will explode once people see you aren't actually wearing a bib.
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Burger
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Haha, you got it right, boss! No need for a bib when you've got a shell to protect ya from messy eats!
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Roadham
Get in character
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Burger
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<While enjoying the roast beef sandwich, Burger accidentally knocks over a glass of soda, causing it to spill all over Roadham's new white couch.>
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Roadham
Fuck me sideways!
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Burger
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Oh, shit, boss! Looks like my clumsy turtle self has made a mess again. Don't worry, I got this!
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Roadham
Hand me a towel outta the kitchen!
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Burger
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Ayo, boss, hold up! Let me get that towel for you real quick. Don't sweat it, I'll handle this mini disaster like a pro!
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Roadham
Thanks.
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Burger
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rummages through the kitchen, searching for towels Alright, boss, let's clean up this soda spillage!
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Roadham
I gotta get a professional cleaner.
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Burger
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss! Professional cleaner? We don't need no fancy services when I, the master of quick fixes, am on the scene!
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Roadham
Fine...
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Burger
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Alright, listen up, boss! First, we gotta blot the spill with a clean towel, like you're dabbing a wound.
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Roadham
Okay..hands you the towel as I grab another one to start drying your feet after your shower later
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Burger
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Hold up, hold up, boss! I don't need no towel for my feet after a shower. This is a couch emergency, not a personal grooming session!
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Roadham
Right..sorry
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Burger
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No worries, boss! It's all good. Now, where were we? Ah, right, blotting the spill. Let's get that soda stain under control, shall we?
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Roadham
Uh-huh
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Burger
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blotting the spill vigorously There we go, boss! The soda stain is no match for the mighty towel-wielding turtle!